Matthew McConaughey’s a Daddy!

July 7th, 2008 by Evil Beet


With the amount of time Matthew spends shirtless, the poor kid’s not going to know whose nipple to suck on.

He’s also probably going to know how to surf before he knows how to walk.

Camila Alves gave birth to a healthy baby boy on Monday evening.

Says Matty in a statement:

“A healthy baby boy was born. Camila and I were side by side the entire time. We are both tired and elated, and are so happy to have created the greatest miracle in the world — Having a child and making a family. Now comes the greatest adventure — raising one, together.”

The name of the little kiddo hasn’t been released.

Congrats, you crazy kids!


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15 Responses to “Matthew McConaughey’s a Daddy!”

  1. Down Unda says:

    I’m going to send him some deodorant and cigars to congratulate him. :-) Ha!

  2. kay says:

    ohh hes so gorgeous

  3. Anna says:

    I have no clue what people find appealing, or even remotely interesting, about this hillbilly.

  4. Asta says:

    I’m going to go out on a limb and say it’s his HOTNESS.

  5. gary says:

    So sweet couple, i heard that they met on a tall dating site ” ___Tallmingle.com___ “,really? maybe it is true,i saw their hot photos on that site many times.

  6. jasmine says:

    Hope they give him a decent name nothing crazy like Tiki Torch :) So who’s next on the bump list Gwen & then the all mighty wonder twins.

  7. Ernestine says:

    Yay! That kid has the same birthday as me!

  8. Ernestine says:

    Jasmine, I LIKE your suggestion. Tiki Torch McConaughey! It has such a melodious quality!

  9. happygirrrl says:

    No, no, no, it’s going to be Malibu Riptide McConaughey. They’ll call him “Bu” or “Rip” for short.

  10. Princess says:

    i want him to be my babys daddy! hes sooo hot!

  11. MW says:

    Fuck the kid, is he holding a CLUTCH?!

  12. slouchy says:

    congrats, bongo boy

  13. just me says:

    He is so darn HOT! It’s not a clutch-looks like a folded magazine or paper.

  14. gift says:

    oh!!! he is so gorgeus and he was born on the same day that i was the 7th of july while i was enjoying my birthday ,a cute little boy was born and he is the first person that I know that was born on the 7th of july that what makes it more special !!!!!! hi five Evil.07-07 you wil know what it means.

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