A Denial!
Finally!
Madonna herself has issued a statement denying that she and Guy Ritchie are divorcing or that she’s romantically involved with Alex Rodriguez:
My husband and I are not planning on getting a divorce. I know Alex Rodriguez through Guy Oseary, who manages both of us. I brought my kids to a Yankee game. I am not romantically involved in any way with Alex Rodriguez. I have nothing to do with the state of his marriage or what spiritual path he may choose to study.
Hooray!
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July 6th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
honey -
you suck.
July 6th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Amanda, go suck a pickle and leave our fav gossip vegetable alone. She’s a good evil beet.
July 6th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Beet sucks? Does she spit?
July 6th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
YAY! I am so happy they are staying together (for now)… I am rooting for them!!!!
July 6th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
mercedes -
i was NOT telling beet off! i’ve been reading beet faithfully for a couple of years now.
i was telling the asshole “honey” who posted a stupid add for a craptastic website (which beet obviously subsequently removed) to fuck off.
never our girl.
July 7th, 2008 at 2:07 am
Yup, that’s one problem with the spammers. By the time I delete them, you guys have already cussed them out, which I love and respect you for, but then it sometimes leads to trouble. STUPID SPAMMERS!
July 7th, 2008 at 8:23 am
lmfao…funny thread.
July 7th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Is it me? I think Madonna is starting to look like Betty Davis. I’m talking ‘Whatever Happened to Baby Jane,’ years, not the ‘Now Voyager,’ years.
She never did master the Marilyn Monroe thing, any way.