Part of the Family!

July 5th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Now that Connor Cruise has scored his first movie role, he gets to be seen in public with Tom and Katie — even when Suri’s there!

Congratulations, Connor!

As for Isabella?

She’s still being kept in a cage in the basement until someone agrees to cast her in something.

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19 Responses to “Part of the Family!”

  1. Kitty says:

    Haha so true poor lil thang

  2. wileEcoyote says:

    there`s something truly sad about this family…
    they never ever show ‘genuine’ happiness!
    oh , and don`t be fooled by the constant toothy grinning by Tom…….that ain`t happiness…..that`s just seriously creepy !!

  3. melk says:

    lol i love that!

  4. Donkey Punch says:

    Brains! Need brains!

  5. Carrot says:

    Connor is kind of hot. Hmmm.

  6. Anonymous says:

    aw he’s such a good-looking kid

  7. brit brit says:

    that was great beet

  8. Ernestine says:

    GOD, Katie looks like SHIT.

  9. Ernestine says:

    Oh, and Carrot, I totally agree. :-) Even though I feel kinda wrong in so many ways about saying so…

  10. dana says:

    how sad. but then again, he’s peobably been programmed to not notice that he’s not loved by those scientology nuts!

  11. mambaX says:

    Connor looks like a healthy good looking kid
    he’s going to be a very attractive man
    Katie looks malnourished

  12. Cooter says:

    I love how the black kid gets to carry the diaper bag AND the garbage.

    Like Katie has anything going on, she could help out.
    And He’s an adorable kid, if people can look past who his father is he might have a shot at being a big star.

  13. cj says:

    Uh, maybe, just maybe, he’s just being a helpful kid. I doubt they’re making him carry the diaper bag and “garbage” (an empty cup) because he’s black. And he is on his way to being a very attractive man; if he could get deprogrammed he’d be all set.

  14. sick sad world says:

    Nobody cares about his kids w/ Nicole. That Connor kid is butt ugly.

  15. PoliteTia says:

    Suri looks like her mom. That’s not saying much. Tommy Girl is sucking the life out of everyone and everything.
    Ernestine totally nailed it.
    I bet Suri and Maddox hook up. Then Suri can play second fiddle that soon-to-be ultra hot Shiloh!!

  16. Amy says:

    I just hope that connor and isabela are very close, cause it seems they truly have no one but each other =/

  17. Tako says:

    lmaoooo Beet, you’re evil! hahaha

  18. Hyatt Riot says:

    I’m so tired of Katie. Even if we are making fun of her.

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