The Dangers of Dating
July 2nd, 2008 by Evil Beet
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So, you guys, I would currently be researching and writing interesting celebrity gossip stories for you, but my fucking foot hurts so bad I can’t concentrate on anything. However, as I was sitting at my computer trying to do research, Tiffany was sitting at her computer listening to this. I was like, “What the hell is that? Send it to me ASAP.”
So this is what you guys are getting in lieu of actual well-researched celebrity gossip.
It kills time just as well, I promise.
Here’s the backstory:
The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.†The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won’t even tell you my favorite parts because i don’t want to ruin anything. Just listen.
Enjoy!
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I must share this with more people.
I’m scared
yeah obviously this is the type of guy that gets NO WOMEN! in fact im sure he prefers a good prostate massage from one of his buddies from time to time
Oh dear Lord in heaven. What a stud! Must have. Must. Mmmm hot Greek psycho with mysogynistic tendancies… delightful! I bet he’s a total stallion in the sack, and very elegant. I can’t help but wonder though, if my psychological abnormalities might get in the way….
FYI he’s a doctor who got struck of for molesting female patience. Yeah. Loooooooooser
lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
he reminds me of james spader in boston legal
He is a bionic douche… made from parts of lesser douches to create the UBER DOUCHE
he may be all you wish to believe
as far as I hear it
being true
he sounds like a delusional person
the kind that snaps
psychotic bouts are no laughing matter
That was so unbelievable that I couldn’t even laugh. How many times can he tell her that he’s a god and he doesn’t need her? He tells her that she’s elegant twice and then says that she has problems. HE has the problems. If he was so good with women, I’m sure he wouldn’t be sitting around all day waiting for Olga to call.
(does anyone else get the impression that he speaks to her as if she’s a child?)
has anyone found a picture of this loser?
An ego with a deadline. Interesting tactic he has going on there. I second Neech’s comment above…what does this “catch” look like that he has several women approach him a day. Brat.
yeah hes a d-bag.
the part where hes like “im great in bed” just killed me!!!!
“i dont date intimadated women!”
who does he really think he is…the love guru.
Wow, this was great. Loved it. I’d call the guy back on a secured untraceable line, cause he seems sorta interesting… LOL, right?
He needs to reconsider his policy about dating women with mental issues because only a woman who was bats%#t crazy would ever give him any!
Hey, I think I met his type before. Dangerously well-endowed ego.
Ummm, take it from ME, this guy is SUPER real, I met a “Dimitri” but his name was Joe, lol…and he was a raving lunatic just like this one, ever seen that movie Swingers, when the single, just dumped one meets a girl at the club and calls her all night, then dumps her….all in his made up relationship in his head, hahahahaha, these guys are REAL, and they are CREEPY, and if you are ever in the San Gabriel Valley of California and run into JOE……RUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
There’s no way this can be real.
What a freak! He must know about mental health issues pretty well…he must have the lot!
Ummm…is it just me or is this Dr Evil?………….i swear to god he sounds just like him…i feel violated and dirty after listening to that..and not in the good way.
OMG i’m like peeing myself! Not literally, LOL! But seriously….this is just too great (of course, only because it didn’t happen to meee!). I feel so bad for Olga…-bursts out laughing-
I cannot believe he gave her a DEADLINE. This is just hysterical! “If you are psychologically normal..call me.” XDDDD!! WHO SAYS THAT?
OMG I’m like crying from laughing so hard. This is just ridiculous! I went to his site after reading all these comments and I started listening to that radio interview cause i was curious…..and he is so creepy….-snigger-
AHAHAHA Thanks, EB, that was great. I think I have a side-ache from laughing….LOL!!!!!
Where did you get this!!!
this guy rocks!! he’s so…so…so….wow
I’m just babling over here, can’t believe the guy…this is just great, creepily great, I’m glad I’m not Olga hahahha
He just missed one thing, to say HE is absolutelly controled and normal, but well, he did say he’s a catch
ohhh what a catch!!