Angie’s in the Hospital to Deliver!
July 1st, 2008 by Evil BeetHospital officials have confirmed that Angelina Jolie is at the Lenval Hospital in Nice, getting ready to deliver the twinsies. All is well right now.
Hooray for two new deities on the planet!
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Soon the holy trinity will be complete.
lol carrot.
I’m so excited
Hopefully these babies won’t have that constantly bewildered look on their faces that Shiloh has, although it is getting better. ;-)
I’m sure they will be ridiculously gorgeous
Oh, God. That’s not good. She said she wasn’t due until August, but wouldn’t say more than that so best case they’re 4 weeks premature. I hope they are healthy and don’t need a lot of hospital time.
Premature babies born as early as 26 weeks of pregnancy can be saved nowadays. Angie is clearly past that point. 4 weeks premature is not that big a deal.
YAY!!!!!!!!!!! More gorgeous-ness!!!!!
How amazing. Because no one has ever given birth to twins before.
Blech. I’m so Brangelina’d out.
And 4 weeks premature is nothing. A lot of twins are born even earlier than that and are fine.
My daughter was 6 weeks premature due to serious complications with the pregnancy, but she was perfectly healthy.
Thank god. I was holding my breath in anticipation of the birth, and I can breathe now. The whore of Babylon has finally spit out her illegitimate twin messiahs and the world is now a perfect place! Joy!
if they’re born before july 23rd, those kids will be cancers (water sign) while the parents and the rest of the kids are fire and air signs.
Maria, you know way too much about Brangelina
Twins rarely make it to 40 weeks. They’ll be fine.
Yay!
I’m totally with Ugh on this one. I am so over these two, they need a new word for over.
Hahaha at MW. I NEVER liked Brangelina, from the homewrecking beginning.
DITTO TAZMOUSE AND UGH!
I’m tired of these two, too.