Archive for June, 2008

Where’s Ben?

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

I kid, I kid.

After spending the better part of the day shooting down rumors that she and Ben are divorcing (which we didn’t report here because they were bullshit), Jennifer Garner takes her adorable kiddo, Violet, and her wedding ring out shopping in Brentwood.

Violet has a boo-boo on her knee!!!!

How freakin’ cute is that?

I love this little girl.

Supporting Our Troops!

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

Little Abigail Breslin wears a Marines T-shirt when she arrives to film a spot on David Letterman.

Cute!

One Big Happy Family!

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

Madonna’s kids — Lourdes, Rocco and David — play in Central Park with their nannies.

There are actually three nannies here — you can see the legs of the other two behind the one that looks suspiciously like Jessica Biel.

A nanny per kid!

Brilliant!

Kate Gosselin, are you paying attention here?

[Image via Splash]

Anne Hathaway: Open Mouth, Insert Foot

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

I have to admit I like Anne Hathaway a LOT more now that there’s actually some drama surrounding her. As you’ll recall, Anne spent awhile in a serious relationship with Raffaello Follieri, who was arrested yesterday for some really shady investment shit. The two had recently broken up.

But they didn’t break up recently enough, it seems. The issue of InStyle, which hits newsstands next month, has Anne gushing about her relationship with Raffaello.

“I enjoy living with him so much, but we’re in his apartment – and we’ve decided that it’s time to find where our home is going to be,” she said. “If we get a house as opposed to an apartment, the first two floors will be a bit more traditional for him to be able to receive people, and the top two floors will be whatever I want.” She adds that there’s no pressure about marriage because, “we’re quite happy . . . I’m [not] sweating out a proposal.”

My, how things can change.

Anne’s friends say that “she’s heartbroken. She was really in love with him.”

Oh, Anne. You TOTALLY dodged a bullet here.

Hoooooly Crap It’s the Verne Troyer Sex Tape

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

Yeah, that’s right, Mini-Me has a sex tape. It was reportedly stolen from his apartment, which he used to share with a live-in girlfriend. The two have since broken up. (And, no, the girlfriend isn’t a Little Person.)

TMZ has a brief (okay for work) clip of the action here.

SugarDVD has reportedly offered $100K for the video. Shit, it’s worth way more than that. Little Person sex???? I would pay so much to watch that. Do Little People have normal-sized penises? Or is he dealing with a pinky-sized member?

Brooke Hogan Rocks Maxim

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

Brooke Hogan — who is rapidly transitioning from a celebrity I detest to a celebrity I adore — did a photo shoot for Maxim recently. Despite all the recent drama, her dad was on-hand to watch (weird, right?) but this video of the shoot is pretty endearing. At one point Brooke actually does a back walkover on the beach, which I found quite impressive. I could do those when I was like 10, but became pretty much incapable of anything involving flexibility once I hit puberty. It’s really such a tragedy that flexibility is wasted on the young. We need it much more after we hit puberty.

John Mayer Told Minka Kelly He “Didn’t Get” Jennifer Aniston “Thing”

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

This is a fun little item from Page Six:

JOHN Mayer might have broken Minka Kelly’s heart when he left her for Jennifer Aniston – but he had the decency to call her before the news about them hit the press. A Kelly pal said, “Minka [above] received a call from John prior to the story breaking about his relationship with Jennifer. He apologized to Minka, ‘Sorry, but I’m really in love.’ ” She found that interesting as, “during his relationship with her, John mentioned, ‘I don’t really get this Jennifer Aniston thing.’ ” Mayer’s rep declined to comment.

Well, I’ll tell ya, John Mayer’s getting plenty of Jennifer Aniston’s thing these days.

He’s gonna get bored of her so quick.

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