Two very fortunate things about this:

1) No one was seriously injured.
2) The Wisteria Lane set is fine.

:)

Paris Hilton and her GINORMOUS feet at the MTV Video Music Awards in Tokyo.

Side note: I was playing Catch Phrase with some girlfriends tonight. It was my turn and the word was “radio.” I was like. “Okay. Video killed the blank star.” My friend Emily shouts, at the top of her lungs, “PORN!” and then looks at me expectantly. No, Emily. No.

The Bunny Ranch brothel in Nevada — where my beloved Cathouse is filmed — is offering customers who fly there a $15 rebate to defray new baggage fees imposed by American Airlines.

Because why visit a whorehouse if you can’t bring your own bag of whips and chains?

La Lohan goes shopping in Hollywood with some friends.

She later changed clothes and went shopping in Hollywood again, in the same afternoon.

And I’m only running one of the sets of pictures, because I am not going to pay for two fucking photos just because your ass changed clothes, Lindsay. Homey don’t play that. Get a real job, Linds.

So I was trying to decide which set of clothes to use for the photo, and I decided on this set because it gives you guys the opportunity to make fun of the pants on her friend. Go at it.