Formerly recovered addict Tatum O’Neal leaving an NY court today.

Taters was busted on Sunday trying to buy crack in NYC.

Eh, I feel bad for her. Maybe this is the kind of wake-up call that’ll get you back into recovery and end up saving your damn life, Tatum.

“You know what’s weird? Even I’m not that interested in my personal life anymore.”

Ben Affleck, to the Daily Mirror.

Full interview is here.

Turns out the Real Worlders will live in a $6M pad high above the Jay St/Borough hall subway stop. (And, yes, it’ll have a jacuzzi.)

So they’re really just one subway stop from Manhattan, where they can go to get drunk and fight once they realize there’s not actually anything to do in Brooklyn.

You didn’t really think they were going to put them in Bed-Stuy, did you?

“Know that show about teenagers in NY? Yes that one. Which one of the cuties on the show is going to be spending much of the time in between seasons in a little place we like to call rehab?”

My money’s on Chace Crawford.

Anyone disagree?

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Her ex Ryan Reynolds may be engaged to ScarJo, but word on the street is that Alanis Morrissette has a bun in the oven.

She’s apparently been skipping the alcohol at the parties she’s been to recently.

Her reps had no comment.

Hm.

As far as I know, Alanis isn’t dating anyone right now. So who would the baby daddy be?

Congrats to Jack Black!

His wife Tanya gave birth to the couple’s second son, Jack Black Jr., last week.

Junior has a two-year-old brother, Samuel.

Look who’s getting cozy on Courteney Cox’s balcony!

It’s Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer!

Jen took John to hang out with her BFF over the weekend.

This must be serious!

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