“I really enjoy having sex, and that’s offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women sluts, which I think is sad. I haven’t met a lot of men who have said, ‘You like having sex? What a dirty whore you are.’ I’m young and have a lot of hormones—I’m always in the mood! But I like sex with one person when I’m in a relationship. Sex with random people who I’ve met at clubs is not really my thing. I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy. My sex drive is so high. I’d rather have sex with Brian [Austin Green] all the time than leave the house. He doesn’t mind.”

That slut Megan Fox, in a new interview with FHM.

Nah, I’m kidding. I think Megan Fox rocks. I also think sex rocks. I do not, however, think sex with Brian Austin Green would rock, but, in general, she and I are in full agreement here.

John Mayer was pulled over in LA for driving with expired tags and no license plate.

Heh. I’ve been driving without a license plate since November. It’s not my fault — I don’t know how to put the damn thing on! And I certainly don’t own a screwdriver!

Luckily, the nice men at the car wash agreed to do it for me last week, so I’m in the clear! And I’ve finally found a use for a car wash here in rainy Seattle!

In case there was any doubt in anyone’s mind, Sarah Larson’s friend, Jennifer Morss, has cleared it up. Sarah and George are through.

“From what we’ve talked about she’s doing well,” says Jennifer. “You just move forward. She’s a strong, very smart girl who I think will make it through pretty much anything.”

Well, Sarah, if the country made it through an entire year of you dating George, I suppose anything is possible.

Wanted Exclusive Trailer HD

Check out the trailer for Angelina Jolie’s new flick, Wanted.

Why does she always insist on playing assassins?

Nick Bollea (Hogan) is suing a Florida sheirff’s department for releasing tapes of his jailhouse conversations with his mother and father.

“Nick only asks that he be treated no differently than the other inmates at the Pinellas County Jail,” says Nick’s attorney in a statement. “Instead, the Sheriff’s Office has singled him out by the unprecedented release to the media of his personal calls with his family.”

In the tapes, released to the media under a public records request, Nick calls the victim a “negative person,” asks his father to set up a reality show for him after he gets out of jail and complains about the size of his cell.

Three of the recordings are after the jump.

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Once again, an LA court dismissed Samantha Ronson’s defamation suit against Perez Hilton, claiming she did not present any new information this time around.

Samantha had argued that her previous lawyer had mishandled the case.

She still owes Perez a shitload of money for his legal fees.

And … she still has a case pending against her ex-lawyer.

Hm.

Looks like both Lindsay AND Samantha need to do that OK! magazine story about their blossoming love …

Kevin Federline has been named Father of the Year by the most respected authority in the field of parenting: Prive nightclub in Las Vegas.

It’s a (very successful) publicity stunt for the party he’ll host there on June 13.

Stupid, stupid, stupid.