Archive for June, 2008

Wanna Win a Free Jackie Warner Workout DVD?

Monday, June 9th, 2008

The season finale of Work Out airs Tuesday night on Bravo, and you guys are the beneficiaries.

To hype up the finale, their PR company wants me to give away a free copy of the Jackie Warner work-out DVD, One-on-One Training with Jackie, and I am all too happy to comply.

I get to come up with the contest.

And normally it takes me a little while to come up with questions for these contests, but this one took me all of five seconds.

To win the DVD, send me an email (evilbeet@gmail.com) with your own ending to this sentence:

If I had half an hour alone with Greg Plitt to do whatever I wanted, I would _____________.

It doesn’t have to be just one sentence, either. Feel free to make it into a paragraph! Have fun with it! The winner will be chosen by me.

Responses must be received by noon PST tomorrow. Please make the subject line “Workout Giveaway.”

If you don’t know who Greg Plitt is, please click here or here.

Update: The interest in this has been huge, so the fabulous Marta called the PR company and now I have three DVDs to give away! Keep ‘em coming!

Who Is This Beauty?

Monday, June 9th, 2008

HOLY FUCKING SHIT it’s Serena Williams.

Looking awesome and totally not at all like a dude.

How much airbrushing did Ebony do to give her this look?

The kids at Bossip have more shots from this spread here and here.

Robert Downey Jr. Thanks Burger King for His Sobriety

Monday, June 9th, 2008

In a new interview with Britain’s Empire magazine, Robert Downey Jr explains how Burger King helped save his life.

Robert says he was driving around with “tons of fucking dope” in his car one day when he decided to pull over and order some Burger King.

“I have to thank Burger King,” he said. “It was such a disgusting burger I ordered. I had that, and this big soda, and I thought something really bad was going to happen.”

With that, he tossed all his drugs into the ocean (Seriously, isn’t there somewhere you can go to donate that shit? Goodwill Crack? I think they have one in Lawndale.) and decided he was done with drugs for good.

I for one am personally offended by this statement. I’m glad you’re sober, Bob, but Burger King has never in its history produced a disgusting burger. Everything from Burger King is a work of culinary genius. I love Burger King. Burger King loves me. Don’t fuck with my baby, Bob.

What’s This Mob Scene???

Monday, June 9th, 2008

Why, these are photos of the packed scene outside Perez Hilton’s meet and greet for his new line for Hot Topic.

Except it’s not a mob scene at all.

Apparently hardly anyone showed up. These photos were reportedly taken at 6 pm, just as the event was beginning. And no one is there!!!

Says an eye-witness:

“Some freaky lil employee with a handful of wrist bands asked if I wanted to meet Perez Hilton at 6pm! I was like NO, I just ate. NO one wanted wrist bans it was kinda funny.”

Ahhhh ha ha ha ha ha.

I try to lay off Perez most of the time, but, like, it totally pisses me off that he spent YEARS making fun of celebrities for launching their own clothing lines and then he goes and launches one of his own. And no one cares. So this is hilarious and wonderful to me.

God, Everything About Tori Spelling Just Bores Me So Much

Monday, June 9th, 2008

The “actress” reportedly gave birth to her second child with stolen husband Dean McDermott this morning.

She was supposed to deliver the little girl via C-section at Cedars Sinai today.

Her mother Candy — with whom she’s recently become un-estranged — was at the hospital to lend her support.

OMG.

BOOOOOOOOORING.

We Never Should Have Let Paris Hilton Set Foot in New York City

Monday, June 9th, 2008

A new report indicates that over one in four New Yorker has genital herpes.

Ouch!

New Kids on the Block: “Summertime” Video

Monday, June 9th, 2008

Could anything about this possibly be more cliche?

Ugh.

Does Jessica Alba’s Baby Have a Name?

Monday, June 9th, 2008

Word on the street is that the little girl’s name is Honor Marie Warren.

No confirmation on that, though.

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