Blame Jesus
So I come back from a lovely afternoon of wandering around NYC with my sister to see that Heidi Montag thinks she might release a Christian album.
“I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God,” says Heidi, who identifies herself as “kind of non-denominational Baptist.”
She’s also planning on making a trip to Africa later this summer to “feed children and help build things.”
Sigh.
My sister and I got fabulous spray tans this afternoon, and then later today we’re going to dye my hair brown. It’s a new look for me and I’m really excited to debut it tonight! Oh, and after spending two hours walking around outside with me and my sister and NOT peeing, Leo gets into the elevator at the hotel and promptly pees all over the floor. Thankfully, he did this right after Lance Bass left. Yeah, you read that right. Lance Bass is in my hotel. We briefly shared an elevator. I am so cool. Anyway my sister is now busy calling everyone she knows to tell them about how my dog peed in the elevator. She thinks it’s the funniest thing ever.
I’ll check in with you guys later tonight after the party!!!
June 30th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Beet? Sometimes I don’t get your dog.
Why would he pee into the elevator AFTER Lance Bass left? Why?
Anyway, I’m trying to think about something funny to say about the Heidi Montag thing, but my brain has not processed these news yet.
June 30th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Are we going to get to see your new look?
Please!
June 30th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Yes, pass on that ear-curling music to another niche and leave our hearing alone.
June 30th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
that’s a good picture of her! her hair is awesome. she looks hot.
June 30th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
I think that’s the best picture I’ve ever seen of her. Mainly because you can’t tell it’s her.
June 30th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
hey - maybe she’ll do a christian COUNTRY album. wouldn’t that be something? she and jessica can battle it out for biggest dipshit! hooray…we all win.
June 30th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
yeah I feel dirty thinking she’s actually pretty in that pic. Ugh. I need soap.
June 30th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
this is ridiculous on so many levels i can’t even think of anything except “fashion. . .fashion. . .”
June 30th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Yeah, I hate the fact that I usually like her hair and make-up. But then you see a picture of her where she looks like a prettier version of Tori Spelling. Which, as you know, is not a compliment.
But Beet, you’ve been one of the few bloggers to ignore those two ass-hats. I don’t mind the posts where they are mocked (Viva La Letterman) and I can ignore the dog posts (cat person, I played with kittens over the weekend!!!! kittens!!!!!!! barn kittens who were cuddly and purry!!!!!!!) as long as I don’t have to read about those two….. fuck it, I’m not wasting thought on a good put down. I stole “ass-hats” from The Superficial.
June 30th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
ha, my friend says “asshat” also and I wondered where the hell she got it from.
yeah, heidi doesn’t really seem like the christian type, but like… whatever.
June 30th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
We will be expecting crappy camera phone photos of the dye job Beet.
June 30th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Especially is it goes wrong!
June 30th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
if…I can’t proofread, I meant if!
June 30th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
hasn’t jesus been through enough?
dying on a cross….
advocating turning the other cheek and yet having centuries of wars waged in his name….
the republican party….
now this….!
why don’t we give the guy a break.
June 30th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Your dog is kind of a brat, Beet. Discipline him.
June 30th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
WHOA…I read the article…she compares herself to Jesus!!!!! Ridiculous.
June 30th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Looks like Chris Crocker hahahaaa
June 30th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
Ok.. lol.. A christian album by this lady.. aiight………..
Awww @ Leo peeing in the elevator lmao… That is so funny.. And im jealous about you being so close to Lance.. I think he is pretty cute..
I hope you have a wonderful time at the party! lol
June 30th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
she’s still a whore.
June 30th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
wow. best picture of heidi ever. did she get her nose redone?
June 30th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
LOL. she does look a bit Chris Crocker-ish.
July 1st, 2008 at 12:46 pm
I think she looks quite cute in this pic, however that christian music album is just the wildest thing I’ve heard today (well, that and Leo peeing on the elevator) is just stupid
July 8th, 2008 at 5:52 am
as long as she doesn’t use the title blame jesus. that’s taken.