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June 28th, 2008 by Evil BeetThat is how far I got into this interview Michael Lohan did on Chelsea Handler’s show before the nausea and fury got to be too much.
Can you beat my time?
I think he’s wearing a SCRAM bracelet, too. Chelsea mentions there’s something in his sock at the beginning of the interview and he gets all weird about it and she changes the subject.
God, he’s just so despicable in so many ways. Normally I love that Chelsea is so kind to all her interviewees, but this time it just pissed me off. I wanted to be like “CHEW INTO HIM, CHELSEA! I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!”
Oh, and another fun fact: in his formal “statement” announcing that he may have another child, Michael refers to the baby-mama as “Christie.” Her name is actually spelled “Kristi.” Which, like, okay, it’s been awhile since you’ve fucked her and all, but if you’re currently going through a paternity battle (as you claim you are), wouldn’t you have seen her name written more recently?
Michael Lohan, you’re an idiot.
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June 28th, 2008 at 12:21 am
I’m back ole Mikey boy is a major player.
June 28th, 2008 at 3:34 am
he really creeps me out! i’m not gonna watch it
June 28th, 2008 at 5:44 am
You really think he writes his own press releases, or has the intelligence to proofread them?
Puh-leeze… the man is a brain damaged sleazeball.
June 28th, 2008 at 7:33 am
camel-balls — priceless!
June 28th, 2008 at 7:33 am
Hes so creepy. Well I love Chealse, shes hilarious.
But whats really creepy is that him and his son Michael sound just alike.
I saw Living Lohan…yeah thats show is totally gay.
June 28th, 2008 at 7:37 am
I wish you had watched the rest so you could have commented on his shitty acting in the clip they show of his web series.
June 28th, 2008 at 7:55 am
i feel so sorry for this little girl.
one day you’re a normal 13 year old.
the next you’ve potentially got this guy for a “father.”
poor, poor, little girl.
June 28th, 2008 at 11:30 am
R.E: the sock thing
Is he wearing a tag, maybe? :/
June 28th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Camel-balls is a cute term, but on a recent trip to San Diego, I heard a more accurate term “mammal-toe”. I thought it was great! I’m glad men are getting harrassed for wearing their pants too tight and showing off their package!
June 29th, 2008 at 7:38 am
Krisitie and he are in it for money.. She wants child support pouring again in since Lindsay quit paying the bills and Lohan’s mom is getting a job.. you know the rest..
June 29th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
i think he’s awesome he’s funny and he seems pretty put together. i like him so much more than dina.