I’m Your Real Daddy Anyway!
June 26th, 2008 by Evil Beet
With her mom in London preparing her divorce from Guy Ritchie, Lourdes is spending the summer in NYC with her papa, Carlos Leon.
Carlos reportedly lost his shit with the photogs just after this picture was taken. “I’ll see you alone one day!” he screamed at them. (Notes the photo agency: “He had just picked up Lourdes and was only photographed for about a minute before hailing a taxi.”)
Anyway, Lourdes is going to be such a strikingly beautiful young woman, if only someone would just tweeze her eyebrows. I swear to you Madonna is forcing her to keep that stupid unibrow if only because it’s a sure-fire way to keep the boys away.
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June 26th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
is that a unibrow? i thought it was a headband.
June 26th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
ha ha ha ha, lolly. brilliant.
June 26th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Madge is into that, she had one!!!!!!!!
June 26th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
She’s a fugly little thing. Methinks she looks like a troll. Madonna, shave her entire body please you are assaulting our senses.
June 26th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
This child looks like Madonna before Madonna discovered Nair and hair bleach.
June 26th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Yeah. She’ll be gorgeous; I’m completely convinced. Do you remember how absolutely stunning she was when she was still a baby? But, yeah. Lose the unibrow. She’ll do it soon, I’m sure.
June 26th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
You people must be blind. That thing looks like a gorilla. It is a ugly monkey. Im suprised “it’s” not hanging from a tree. Her mother must be embarrased.
June 26th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
after the unibrow she should remove the mustache. just sayin.
June 26th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
I think she will grow up to be a pretty girl but……..If her Mom keeps letting the hair grow on the kids face she is going to end up looking like Groucho Marks(sp?).
June 26th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
But who knows she had a profile at ~~b lack century.com~~ which is a niche interracial dating site? She had a hot video there. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. someone thought it is naughty. but I don’t think so
June 26th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
i think she’s cute, and i’m sure she’ll start plucking once puberty hits.
and i think that dad is a DILF! haha
June 26th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
I like how she’s trying to confuse us lately with the headband. Is it the eyebrows? Is it a black strip of cloth? I love her outfit here, especially the skirt and shoes. She’ll pluck or wax when it’s time. If I were her and I knew what all the crazy gossipers were saying about me I’d cry for an hour thinking everyone hated me, then I’d not pluck out of spite. But she’s a kid. She doesn’t have to look like a made-up prissy Disney star if she doesn’t wanna.
June 26th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
She will be a “looker” for sure but I feel for her for everything she has, and will, go through before she gets there. This is in no way a normal childhood, and having excess wealth does not make it any easier.
June 26th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
she dresses pretty cool, and her dad does too, and hes pretty sexy
June 26th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
She’s way too young to worry about plucking! She’s is really very pretty and will be a beautiful young woman.
June 26th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
DILF !!! ha ha ha ha ha ha . . . .
June 26th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
she’s beautiful. madonna is very strict. i don’t see the big deal about tweezing the brows if she’s allowed to shave her legs and arm pits! madonna is very controlling, but i’m sure she means the best where her kids are concerned.
June 27th, 2008 at 1:43 am
he is a good dad, but his wife wants to find a white man on interracial dating service http://ukblackloving.com .
June 27th, 2008 at 5:06 am
lmao @ me.
a DILF, thats to funny!!!!!
June 27th, 2008 at 6:17 am
Carlos looks like he’s about to lose his shit…probably ’cause he knows if anything goes wrong on this visit he won’t see the kid again until she’s of legal age…look how tightly her hands are being held…you’d think Madonna would spring for a flippin’ car & driver, hailing a taxi indeed.
June 27th, 2008 at 6:57 am
Hey Idiots - The whole unibrow thing is ‘her’ thing. Sometimes people with these odd features are ACTUALLY CONSIDERED BEAUTIFUL!!! !!! ! ! ! ! ! SOMETIMES ppl dont always have to conform to look like every rich bimbo.. SOMETIMES ppl look european - with out the armpit hair! amazing isnt it! She is beautiful.
June 27th, 2008 at 8:10 am
I think she suits it, personally. And DILF!! lmaoooo
June 27th, 2008 at 10:20 am
Not only does she have a unibrow, she also is sporting quite the “stache” on her upper lip!
June 27th, 2008 at 10:57 am
she is so unattractive, just no. im sorry just-no
June 27th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
and that mustche!!!
June 27th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
She’s a kid you assholes. Serisouly - she really is!
June 27th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Good. If you thought she was attractive we’d call you a pedophile.
June 27th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
LMFAO, Asta… sad but true!
June 29th, 2008 at 4:26 am
Cool clothes! I thought she was peaches for a second!