Hoooooly Crap It’s the Verne Troyer Sex Tape
Yeah, that’s right, Mini-Me has a sex tape. It was reportedly stolen from his apartment, which he used to share with a live-in girlfriend. The two have since broken up. (And, no, the girlfriend isn’t a Little Person.)
TMZ has a brief (okay for work) clip of the action here.
SugarDVD has reportedly offered $100K for the video. Shit, it’s worth way more than that. Little Person sex???? I would pay so much to watch that. Do Little People have normal-sized penises? Or is he dealing with a pinky-sized member?
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June 25th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
I remember watching him on the Surreal Life a few years back and on one episode he got super drunk and naked peed into a potted plant or something and started walking around the house nude. The other cast members said he had a super small penis. Doesn’t surprise me.
June 25th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
So, you’re a tripod!
I’m sorry… I just had to do it. Knowing the laws of nature, he probably has gigantic man meat.
June 25th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
And wow… that was fucking disgusting. But just imagine the carnage that would ensue with that little man’s head between a chic’s legs. CRAZINESS!
June 25th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
you heard he has a super small penis?
and this was a surprise to you? he’s a dwarf.
this is so gross. i just puked in my socks.
June 25th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
I know a guy who is “Little” but not a Little Person, he has osteogenesis imperfecta, which is like brittle bones, so most people think he is a “little person” and yeah he has a little wang.
too much info i think… haha
June 25th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
I got some baby pickles in the fridge…
June 25th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Ok, I just realized what that screen cap looks like… the scene from Alien with the alien thing gets right in Sigourney Weaver’s face and sticks its tongue out… again, gross.
June 25th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
I’d rather watch that guy on the Bizzare Foods show eat cooked balls.
June 25th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
ew, ew, and more ew
June 25th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Not hot at all
June 25th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
i can’t bring myself to watch the video. his tongue in the picture beet posted is really freaking me out.
June 25th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
i totally just threw up in my mouth.
June 25th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
i WOULD not click on those links for the full vern troyer vids…..virus!
my comp just pooped out!
June 25th, 2008 at 9:38 pm
that image capture in itself is enough to make me sick…. blah!
June 25th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Wow, Beet. I think you posted a link nobody wants to click on.
June 26th, 2008 at 1:33 am
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June 26th, 2008 at 3:25 am
!!!!!!! Verne Troyer SEX TAPE?…SEE !!!!!!!
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June 26th, 2008 at 3:32 am
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June 26th, 2008 at 3:50 am
WOW..
I watched Verne Troyer homemade sex tape at _This_LINK_ just now
he so lustful !! =)
June 26th, 2008 at 4:13 am
omg @ Retrio… lustful?? I’m gonna be sick just from thinking about it….
June 26th, 2008 at 7:50 am
Gaaaah! My eyes!
June 26th, 2008 at 7:50 am
also wtf is “power actor”?
June 26th, 2008 at 8:29 am
It looks like someone was doing a little reading to bone up on his acting ’skills’
June 26th, 2008 at 10:11 am
Ew.
His tongue pointing out like that is just makig me ill.
June 26th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
I can’t explain, you do need to see it!
http://verne-troyer-sex-tape-scandal.blogspot.com
June 26th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
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June 26th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
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June 26th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
The idea of little person sex is just fine with me (little people need lovin’, too.) But couldn’t they have found a better-looking little person than Verne Troyer? I wouldn’t do him if he were 6′8″! Actually, sex with a giant or a giant Verne Troyer are both really scary thoughts…
June 26th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
dont be a moron and click on any of those link. Spyware and viruses. the tape has not been released yet. It’s even said that that is the only clip that exists.
June 28th, 2008 at 4:48 am
I would watch the entire video, because of my curiosity (miget sex, what they do with each other, the money shot, etc.)….but I would not beat-off to it!