Comments on: Brooke Hogan Rocks Maxim

By: theGM

theGM — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 04:35:16 +0000

over under on 2 years she will be in Playboy, I’ll take the under

theGM, girlroster.com

By: faraz

faraz — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 18:44:16 +0000

i like brooke ass & leg part very much.if i will get brooke believe me i will fuck her very badly.she is so hot.i like to fuck this kind of girl

By: imustsay

imustsay — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 15:35:50 +0000

i despise the rest of her family (mainly linda and nick), but she is actually likeable, and cute!

By: S

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 06:18:51 +0000

I just love that she is not like one of the skinny/popping the bone girls… she looks really pretty and healthy with all those curves.. Props 4 BrooKe!!! (^_^)

By: SecretAdmirer

SecretAdmirer — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 05:54:41 +0000

Beet,
Maybe you need a guy with an inventive mind to help get you flexible again. ;-)

By: c.

c. — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 02:16:16 +0000

open letter to brooke:
brooke, please get rid of the 80’s bleached hair cut. then please get a stylist to help you out of the trashy, out of date clothes. then stop trying to be britney spears when she first came out – that scene is so over now anyway. i suggest a new, more natural blonde, blown straight, no product, maybe even a longer bob. your music should be more pop ballad with a bit of soul, but no more white rappers and teeny bopper boy/girl band, robotic dances, ok? you need a complete image makeover. now that the public has started to notice that you’re obviously the sanest hogan, you are beginning to get them on your side, finally! i think it’s because you are coming off honest and real in regards to what’s going on with your family lately. now you need to make your look and your music honest and real. we understand you were raised with two fashionably tacky parents, and when you started your music career you were young and impressionable and didn’t know better. but now is the time to fix it. good luck.

By: Miss Malice

Miss Malice — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 01:24:58 +0000

The best thing about this is that they used a Horrorpops song on it

By: Melissa

Melissa — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 22:26:09 +0000

Pull your drawers up, sweetpea. Crack is whack… especially yours.

By: Persistent Cat

Persistent Cat — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 21:29:38 +0000

She’s useless and a tool and up to a week ago, everyone hated her. Now she makes a statement to the press about her mother (regardless of the fact her dad fucked her friend) and she’s likeable????? She’s still useless and doing whatever she can to be talked about. I find her kind of low-rent fame to be loathesome.

By: J

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 21:23:49 +0000

she looked so.. awkward
but she’s sweet i suppose

By: Just Saying

Just Saying — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 20:58:59 +0000

Her daddy was there, people! At least her sunblock was even.

By: WieWie

WieWie — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 20:51:53 +0000

She might be the next Anna Nicole.