Brooke Hogan Rocks Maxim
June 25th, 2008 by Evil BeetBrooke Hogan — who is rapidly transitioning from a celebrity I detest to a celebrity I adore — did a photo shoot for Maxim recently. Despite all the recent drama, her dad was on-hand to watch (weird, right?) but this video of the shoot is pretty endearing. At one point Brooke actually does a back walkover on the beach, which I found quite impressive. I could do those when I was like 10, but became pretty much incapable of anything involving flexibility once I hit puberty. It’s really such a tragedy that flexibility is wasted on the young. We need it much more after we hit puberty.
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I was in gymnastics and ballet until I was 18 and man, did that pay off
oh beet, i love you
VOMIT!
Yarghhhhh. Aside from her bib boobs her body kinda sucks
i think she’s in great shape
She might be the next Anna Nicole.
Her daddy was there, people! At least her sunblock was even.
she looked so.. awkward
but she’s sweet i suppose
She’s useless and a tool and up to a week ago, everyone hated her. Now she makes a statement to the press about her mother (regardless of the fact her dad fucked her friend) and she’s likeable????? She’s still useless and doing whatever she can to be talked about. I find her kind of low-rent fame to be loathesome.
Pull your drawers up, sweetpea. Crack is whack… especially yours.
The best thing about this is that they used a Horrorpops song on it
open letter to brooke:
brooke, please get rid of the 80’s bleached hair cut. then please get a stylist to help you out of the trashy, out of date clothes. then stop trying to be britney spears when she first came out – that scene is so over now anyway. i suggest a new, more natural blonde, blown straight, no product, maybe even a longer bob. your music should be more pop ballad with a bit of soul, but no more white rappers and teeny bopper boy/girl band, robotic dances, ok? you need a complete image makeover. now that the public has started to notice that you’re obviously the sanest hogan, you are beginning to get them on your side, finally! i think it’s because you are coming off honest and real in regards to what’s going on with your family lately. now you need to make your look and your music honest and real. we understand you were raised with two fashionably tacky parents, and when you started your music career you were young and impressionable and didn’t know better. but now is the time to fix it. good luck.
Beet,
Maybe you need a guy with an inventive mind to help get you flexible again. ;-)
I just love that she is not like one of the skinny/popping the bone girls… she looks really pretty and healthy with all those curves.. Props 4 BrooKe!!! (^_^)
i despise the rest of her family (mainly linda and nick), but she is actually likeable, and cute!
i like brooke ass & leg part very much.if i will get brooke believe me i will fuck her very badly.she is so hot.i like to fuck this kind of girl
over under on 2 years she will be in Playboy, I’ll take the under
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