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I Think I’ve Figured Out Why Benji Madden Always Wears That Hat



He has to compete with Paris’ heels!

If it weren’t for that big-ass hat, Paris would look way taller than him. She kind of does anyway …

Here’s Paris and Benji doing some shopping in LA.

Paris recently clarified that story about her trying to buy a puppy for a photo shoot, saying that “I wasn’t looking for a new pet. I wasn’t even at a photo shoot that day. Puppies are not accessories or toys.”



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17 Responses to “I Think I’ve Figured Out Why Benji Madden Always Wears That Hat”

  1. Perez Says:
    June 24th, 2008 at 11:21 pm

    Note to Benji: Arm is NOT a scribble pad.

  2. Amused Says:
    June 24th, 2008 at 11:45 pm

    Is she wearing a tiara? I hate everything about her outfit. Everything. I had a baby bib that looked like that top in the 70s.

  3. Ker Says:
    June 24th, 2008 at 11:58 pm

    I love how he’s too short for her to hold his hand, she has to hold his wrist…

  4. devilgirl Says:
    June 25th, 2008 at 2:38 am

    I wish that someone would rip those hats off of him, his brother and SamRo.

  5. carmey Says:
    June 25th, 2008 at 3:19 am

    both my arms are “scribble pads”….there’s nothing wrong with sleeves.

    anywho,
    what happened to paris’s fashion sense? she started out looking very chic and expensive. now she just looks like my grandmothers house threw up on her.

  6. Ernestine Says:
    June 25th, 2008 at 3:20 am

    It’s official: Benji and Paris win the award for Ugliest Celebrity Couple. HANDS. DOWN.

  7. Chuck Says:
    June 25th, 2008 at 5:56 am

    Benji’s and his brother are just dorks from Waldorf, Maryland. Hollywood is so talentless that these guys seem to fit right in. They had one good album and have been living off it ever since.

  8. lau_ren Says:
    June 25th, 2008 at 6:51 am

    maybe he’s going bald

  9. lau_ren Says:
    June 25th, 2008 at 6:52 am

    anyone see how brett michaels wears that bandana to cover up his receding hair line/plugs?

  10. Fartface McMuffin Says:
    June 25th, 2008 at 7:09 am

    Kick ass dress, though.

  11. woohoo Says:
    June 25th, 2008 at 7:12 am

    @ carmey

    I agree for first part and LMAO for second part

  12. slouchy Says:
    June 25th, 2008 at 9:06 am

    Benji is as colorful as one of those Paas Easter Egg kits. He’s got more than a sleeve of tattoos: his entire back is covered with Benjamin Franklin’s face for some dang reason.

  13. meg Says:
    June 25th, 2008 at 1:09 pm

    I really don’t get this Paris/Benji thing. It seems like she would be a person who is completely into appearances and surface level stuff. And Benji is definitely not the most attractive guy out there…I guess Paris is more deep than we thought?! Can it be??

  14. joan Says:
    June 25th, 2008 at 5:43 pm

    male pattern baldness. and not enough self esteem to just sport it.

  15. Anonymous Says:
    June 25th, 2008 at 7:14 pm

    yeah…no.

  16. raweee Says:
    June 26th, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    omg guys!! everyone should check this out! here’s one really shocking Paris sex tape footage >>- really awesome)) enjoy

    http://paris-hilton-seex-tape.blogspot.com

  17. Farfadet Says:
    June 28th, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    ENCORE LA GUIDOUNE A PARIS stie qu’elle n’as rien a faire de ses journées

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