Comments on: Anne Hathaway’s Ex-Boyfriend Arrested for All Sorts of Fun Things

By: JUst Saying

JUst Saying — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:05:29 +0000

Ooops.

By: Ernestine

Ernestine — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:28:53 +0000

ASTA, OH MY GOD!! You’re totally RIGHT! Produce some more If They Mated examples for us, please!

By: tigerlille

tigerlille — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 03:20:37 +0000

He COULD be innocent, people… Wonder what he told Anne???

By: devilgirl

devilgirl — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 02:45:53 +0000

His bail was set today at a whopping 21million. Guess the Vatican, of which he is the CFO, is going to pony up with that, huh?

By: Asta

Asta — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 01:10:08 +0000

I know. I’m like o_O.

By: Teodora

Teodora — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 01:02:54 +0000

wow, Asta is so right (and jinx)… that’s weird. I can literally see the two of them in my mind merging and creating this guy. weeeird.

By: Asta

Asta — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 23:55:43 +0000

He looks like the child of Zach Braff and David Duchovny! Tell me you see it.

By: swillz

swillz — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:29:11 +0000

i had to stop reading and i laughed out loud to the chief financial office of the vatican…..i cant wait to use that.

brilliant.

By: Gabriela

Gabriela — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:21:42 +0000

I laughed soooo hard at this! Brillian! The VATICAN???? God, I wish I’d thought to use that hahahahahahahahaaaa

By: jinx

jinx — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:21:01 +0000

They should add impersonating Zach Braff to his list of crimes.

By: Ernestine

Ernestine — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:38:22 +0000

“He is accused of falsely telling an investor that he had been appointed as the chief financial officer of the Vatican.”

All I can do is read that sentence over and over again and watch flies enter and leave the gaping cavern that is my mouth. What a shitbag toolbox. Oh. My. GOD!

If you’re gonna try to swindle anyone, though, you might as well try and rip off the Pope. Way to pick ‘em, dude with Ninja Turtle name!

By: Raye

Raye — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:35:12 +0000

Sane doesn’t make for good gossip.