Anne Hathaway’s Ex-Boyfriend Arrested for All Sorts of Fun Things
OMG we’ve actually found something interesting about Anne Hathaway! Unfortunately, she already dumped him …
Anne’s ex-boyfriend, Raffaello Follieri, has been arrested on wire fraud conspiracy and money laundering charges.
He’s due in Manhattan federal court on Tuesday. Yes, federal. This is some hardcore shit, people.
He is accused of falsely telling an investor that he had been appointed as the chief financial officer of the Vatican.
Authorities say he claimed that, as a result of that connection, he and others could obtain properties of the Catholic church in the United States at a substantial discount to fair market value.
Um … in general, if someone tells you he’s the chief financial officer of the Vatican, and you believe him, you kind of deserve to have your money swindled, don’t you? Survival of the fittest, people.
June 24th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Wow, she timed that break up thing really well. Didn’t she?
I hope she never loaned him any money. I know she annoys you Beet, but I actually kind of like the fact that she’s boring. She might even be sane and isn’t that refreshing?
June 24th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Sane doesn’t make for good gossip.
June 24th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
“He is accused of falsely telling an investor that he had been appointed as the chief financial officer of the Vatican.”
All I can do is read that sentence over and over again and watch flies enter and leave the gaping cavern that is my mouth. What a shitbag toolbox. Oh. My. GOD!
If you’re gonna try to swindle anyone, though, you might as well try and rip off the Pope. Way to pick ‘em, dude with Ninja Turtle name!
June 24th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
They should add impersonating Zach Braff to his list of crimes.
June 24th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
I laughed soooo hard at this! Brillian! The VATICAN???? God, I wish I’d thought to use that hahahahahahahahaaaa
June 24th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
i had to stop reading and i laughed out loud to the chief financial office of the vatican…..i cant wait to use that.
brilliant.
June 24th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
He looks like the child of Zach Braff and David Duchovny! Tell me you see it.
June 24th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
wow, Asta is so right (and jinx)… that’s weird. I can literally see the two of them in my mind merging and creating this guy. weeeird.
June 24th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
I know. I’m like o_O.
June 24th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
His bail was set today at a whopping 21million. Guess the Vatican, of which he is the CFO, is going to pony up with that, huh?
June 24th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
He COULD be innocent, people… Wonder what he told Anne???
June 25th, 2008 at 3:28 am
ASTA, OH MY GOD!! You’re totally RIGHT! Produce some more If They Mated examples for us, please!
June 25th, 2008 at 10:05 am
Ooops.