“Kobe, Tell Me How My Ass Tastes!”
June 23rd, 2008 by Evil Beet
OMG this is genius.
You guys have to check out this clip of Shaquille O’Neal rapping at an NYC club last night. I couldn’t stop laughing.
This dude should just give up the whole basketball thing and focus on slamming Kobe Bryant in his raps.
After spending several verses shredding Kobe apart for losing in the NBA playoffs, Shaq drops the line, “I’m a horse, Kobe ratted me out, that’s why I’m getting divorced.”
The line most likely references a comment Kobe made during his infamous 2003 rape case, when he told Colorado police that he “Should have done what Shaq does … Shaq would pay his women not to say anything.” The two became famously bitter rivals after the incident.
Watch the video here.
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June 23rd, 2008 at 7:17 pm
would somebody tell this no talent hack that the only thing worse than this rap is his game……whens the last time you made a free throw…
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:24 pm
hahaha! he’s hilarious! lol…he freely threw at kobe! haha! kobe, tell me how shaq’s a$$ taste??!!
June 23rd, 2008 at 9:15 pm
fuck snitches!
June 24th, 2008 at 3:50 am
Interesting how he’s slamming Kobe’s game when his team dropped out round one… with more high value players too no less.
June 24th, 2008 at 6:47 am
that genius.
he got a crowd of people to chant…”kobe tell me how my ass tastes.” I laughed out loud.
June 24th, 2008 at 11:53 am
lmao that’s hillarious!
June 24th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
this is sooooooooo awesome!!! Kobe, it isn’t a good taste huh?
June 24th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Get your signs ready to hold up at every Lakers Game next season: “Kobe tell me how my ass tastes”
…and Shaq is still the most accomplished rapper in NBA history LOL
June 25th, 2008 at 2:40 am
no talent hick?? i think Jim Rome would say “Scoreboard!” - Shaw has won without Kobe. Kobe has not won without Shaq. They are both egotistical if you ask me. and kobe not keeping it in his pants - have you seen his wife? she is hot, and he oges after some white skank. wya to keep the stereotype going kobe - fucking nigger
June 25th, 2008 at 6:29 am
Salad tossers!!!!
June 25th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Bwahahaha!
June 26th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
penis
June 26th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
Kobe…tell me how it feels to rape a woman?
Bitch loser! You’re not a Laker but rather a Faker. And now, you are cheating on your wife AGAIN? MORON!!!
September 20th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
two words fuck shaq!