Give It Up, Donald
Donald Trump is back to pulling strings at the NY Post to try to get people to care about the next edition of Celebrity Apprentice, which no one cares about. I can’t even believe that shit is still on the air. I swear the last time I gave a shit about The Apprentice was at some point during the Vietnam War.
Anyway, Donald’s planted this item:
HEATHER Mills was able to extract $50 million from her marriage to Paul McCartney, but how will she fare on “Celebrity Apprentice”? Producers have asked the one-legged former pinup to become a contestant on the NBC show’s next season, says an insider. “Donald [Trump] really likes her, so he was into the idea,” said our source. “But I don’t think she wants to do the show full time, so she may just appear as a surprise guest on an episode to run one of the tasks. She’s figuring it all out.” It would be convenient for Mills, who just bought a $5 million apartment in the Village
When are they just going to pull the plug on this nonsense? And who the hell cares if Heather Mills is on Celebrity Apprentice? The only reason we cared that she was on Dancing with the Stars is that we wanted to see how she’d dance around with that fake leg.
June 23rd, 2008 at 4:00 am
she`s nothing short of a ginormous ‘tick’ attempting (and succeeding) to suck the lifeblood out of everything and everyone she comes into contact with!
…..however , kudos to her for sinking her fangs into ‘good ol` Don’. He certainly looks like he`s in dire need of a good suckin`!
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:52 am
some of us wanted to see her fall.
and luckily….tv never lets us down.
June 23rd, 2008 at 8:05 am
grrr i hate her! i wish she would just crawl back into the woodwork and leave paul mccartney alone. I think she might be having some kind of break down, she freaked out on GMTV a while ago, it was a bit alarming!
June 23rd, 2008 at 9:14 am
proof that beauty is fleeting.
June 23rd, 2008 at 9:23 am
“Donald looks so hot. I saw her profile” rofl that ad is hilarious. And so is Mills’s cleavage.
June 23rd, 2008 at 9:57 am
OK, so this might make me sounds stupid, I don’t know - - does she really have a fake leg???
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:10 am
I’m mostly uninterested in H. Mills, but I have to think: she must have laid some serious, world-class nookie on Sir Paul. He’s paid for it, of course, but who knows? It may have been worth it.
This has been another chapter in the continuing series, How Men’s Brains Work.
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:03 am
Her lips are more twisted than a flippin’ pretzel!
June 23rd, 2008 at 12:56 pm
I would pay large sums of money to see her get into a wrestling ring with Tonya Harding and have Tonya rip her fake leg off and beat her with it. Maybe that’s something Donald should look into.
Her hair looks like dripping donkey turds.
June 23rd, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Donald likes her because she didn’t golddig him
LOL
she’s a master in the art
so she earned his respect
a true business woman
June 23rd, 2008 at 8:32 pm
Yes, she really does have a fake leg.
June 24th, 2008 at 6:59 am
LOLOLOLOL @ montysano! LOL…well, well, well. I have never forgiven him for his role in this spectacle, but with this profoundly deep insight into how his brain may have been affected by…how is it, now? “World class nookie?”..LOLOLOL… maybe he deserves to slide a bit. …Maybe….
June 25th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Her wooden leg is garnering more respect than she.