EVERYTHING IS TOTALLY FINE

June 23rd, 2008 by Evil Beet



Here’s Courtney Love this weekend in Malibu.

Courtney’s said she’s been suicidal since the ashes of Kurt Cobain were stolen from her home, but apparently I missed the memo about how she actually already died.

Oh, Courtney. You were doing so well for awhile there. Get some help, dear … again.


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22 Responses to “EVERYTHING IS TOTALLY FINE”

  1. Teodora says:

    poor Courtney. having your husband’s remains would be so sad =[

  2. lau_ren says:

    is that what skin bleaching looks like on someone who is already fair skinned? also, i read somewhere she had lipo but this looks more ED, in my opinion.

  3. FrozeRightHere says:

    Trust Courtney to wear granny panties under sheer lace.

  4. AshleyStorm says:

    Dictionary word of the day is glutinous. Meaning, of the nature of glue, resembling glue.

    I will now use my word of the day in a sentence. Courtney Love appears to be rather glutinous.

  5. Fartface McMuffin says:

    sad…

  6. lolly says:

    MY EYES! MY EYESSSSSSSSSSSSS!

  7. MoxyGirl says:

    BOO! I think I just saw a ghost…

  8. slouchy says:

    Candidate for “Miss Whitest White Girl 2008.”

  9. Señor Loco says:

    I’d be sooo turned on….if I was a necrophiliac, maybe.

  10. Sarah says:

    She really is a whiter shade of pale. She looks like she did in Larry Flint once she became a heroin addict. Sad.

  11. Melissa says:

    I’m sorry… “she’s was doing so well there for awhile”? And when might that have been?

  12. Melissa says:

    Sarah: Procol Harum… nice!!!!

  13. johnson says:

    i’ve seen milk darker than her

  14. Asta says:

    Please tell me this is makeup. It is, right?

    Sigh.

  15. Lettie says:

    I think she;s been dining out on that one one for way too long. She’s eithe dellusional or just a great big phoney. I know what I think – parasite!!

  16. Miss Kitty says:

    I don’t buy the ashes story. In a number of interviews over the years, she has said that they left some in a river in Olympia, his mother has some, and the rest are in a vault. I’m guessing it’s just more attention-seeking.

  17. Pepper says:

    My God someone stole her from the crypt!!!!!

  18. joan says:

    she is nuts, but i kinda love it that she puts these bizarre outfits together and struts it, not even caring that they are hideous! no one can accuse her being in on these stylist-ugly-shoes trends. she does her ugly all by herself!

  19. Just Saying says:

    She snorted Kurt’s ashes last year and the memory is coming back.

  20. Anonymous says:

    jesus, did she live under a rock for 100yrs? the clothes and the skin color could prove my point

  21. Moondance says:

    After seeing all those “authentic” pix of ghosts on YouTube, you finally got the real thing! She’s so pale, she’s anti-matter.

  22. MW says:

    She’s clearly back on the smack.

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