The Newest Spears Spawn Born this Morning

June 19th, 2008 by Evil Beet


The entire Spears clan was gathered in a hospital room in Mississippi this morning, where Jamie-Lynn Spears delivered a baby girl via C-section at 8:30 am.

The delivery appeared to go smoothly, and JLS is resting in a recovery room now.

Congratulations, Jamie-Lynn and Casey!


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34 Responses to “The Newest Spears Spawn Born this Morning”

  1. woohoo says:

    Congrats, hope she stops getting shit for getting pregnant young it could happen to ANYONE who chooses to have sex young.

  2. woohoo says:

    Why does the media have a fanfare over this bastard child to an underage mother? Not really the “role model” that everyone wants todays kids to see. Whatever, I get a kick out of watching Hollywood and the famous meltdown. Just don’t understand why America loves making the rich richer by watching them both in life and on reality TV.

  3. Melissa says:

    Glad to see that she still gets her hair dyed and drives around on ATVs while her bastard kid grows in her little kid womb. Maybe she could one-up herself and drop the kid on her head???

  4. kattis says:

    Why on earth does a healty woman have a c-section.
    Giving birth is so cool, why dont you USpeple wanna do it the normal way??

  5. Antisocialite says:

    You guys are so cruel. Her child is a human life–bastard or not. How many of you were planned? I personally like bashing celebrities but I think no one has a right to make such brash statements about a newborn child. Because if she did drop that kid, you’d all be patting yourselves on the back, right? You know everything. You people make me sick!

  6. dodohead says:

    uh, kattis, did you read the articles? it would explain why.

    Speaking in ignorance is so cool, why dont USpeple (???) wanna do it more often?

  7. lollylicious says:

    she had a c section due to complications, probably from trying to outrun paparazzi in her UGGS for the last 8 months.

  8. Test says:

    Test comment

  9. MW says:

    *raises hand*

    I WAS PLANNED!!!

    Love how she named the little bastard a NICKNAME. The whore gets no congratualations from me!

  10. Vampire King says:

    She’s probably negotiating with People mag to see how much money she can get for pictures of her little hillbilly crumbsnatcher.
    I hereby nominate Jamie Lynn & Brit-Brit for Role Models of the Year!

  11. woohoo says:

    Antisocialite, I was commenting on the situation. Yes I am glad she kept the child, but if she had kept her legs closed and been a true role model none of this would have been in the news! The bastard comment was in no way branding the child but the situation. The child was born into a situation that it had no control over. I am glad that it is healthy but now worry for the child as it is being raised in an oh so evidently stable family and lifestyle.

  12. kayla says:

    why do people care so much about her baby?!
    i mean, she is def not role model material.
    shes an underage mother, like congrats to her.
    but its not that big of a deal.

  13. Just Saying says:

    Jamie Lynn will be a grandmother by the age of 29. That’s Planned Parenthood, y’all.

  14. kayla says:

    and i found the baby’s name:

    its Maddie Briann.

  15. Rob says:

    I’m sure everyone on this site waited until marriage to have sex so they have nothing but highest of moral ground to preach from. Come on now, yes she got pregnant too young, but she wasn’t flaunting in the spotlight of LA…Louisiana, yes, Los Angeles, no. She and the father handled it in an adult manner. Any pictures we’ve seen during the pregnancy were from unwanted and unsolicited intrusions by paparazzi who staked out such celebrity hotspots as Walmart in Kentwood, LA. To call a 17 year old a whore who has remained with her boyfriend, developed a plan of action and set up a home for the new arrival is horrible. She made a mistake, but this “mistake” is gonna be loved by two people who seem to love each other…so get off their backs.

  16. tazmouse says:

    I agree with Rob. There are a lot of teenagers getting pregant all over the country. This one just happens to be rich and famous. At least she is lucky in the fact that she doesn’t have to worry about money or where she is going to live. Let’s face it, had she terminated the pregnancy, people would still have lashed out at her and called her even worse names. Im not a fan by any stretch of the imagination, but maybe she’ll prove everyone wrong.

  17. Ashley says:

    I’m right there w/ Rob & tazmouse-Could not care less about Jamie Lynn or Casey, but they just had a baby-give em a break-GEEEEZ!

  18. Antisocialite says:

    Way to go Rob!

    I’m the product of a teenage relationship. My Mother went on to earn three college degrees, graduate with a 4.0 on all three of her Bachelors, and have a successful career without neglecting me and without the assistance of the government (i.e. welfare). Judge not.

    A lot of teenagers are having sex. She happens to be on a television show. Perhaps she is not the one to blame but rather her stage mother. She’s not even old enough to vote yet. I applaud her for taking the high road and choosing life. How easy to get a ‘quick fix’ with an abortion? If it had come out in the media that she terminated her pregnancy, you’d be talking shit about her then too.

  19. lollylicious says:

    Rob will you marry me?

  20. iiirene says:

    rob said it all.

  21. Sarah says:

    I agree with Rob. What’s wrong with some of you people? You are COLD.

  22. daffylass says:

    Go Rob! Celebrities are humans too and these are babies having babies doing the best they can. Leave ‘em in peace.

  23. Abbi says:

    Ahw they kept her vag in tact how sweet.

  24. Ney says:

    No, Rob, marry me :D

  25. kattis says:

    No I actually didnt read the other one until after, so then I get why she did it. C-section is just so much more common in USA then in Sweden where I live. I dont get how anyone would want to slice up themself when there is a natural way of doing it. It aint that painful :)

  26. Winnie-An says:

    i’ve heard the baby’s name is Maddie Briann (yes with two n’s), Maddie is cute but isn’t Brian a boy’s name??

  27. MW says:

    Perhaps Rob would like to foot the bill for all the teenage whores with bastard babies on welfare. Go for it Rob! Rah Rah shish boom bah!

  28. condi says:

    Amen, MW!

  29. markie says:

    Theyre arent any true role models in hollywood and personaly I would rather talk aout the UFS the tabloids used to tell us about

  30. Tako says:

    Was it 9 months already???…. She never even got fat enough!.. Im jealous..

  31. Anonymous says:

    slut.

  32. hehe says:

    yeah there are tons of girls that are like 14 and 15 that get preagnant what about there babies! losers get a life.

  33. hehe says:

    CONGRATS! HOPE THE BEST FOR YOU!

  34. Em says:

    wow, you all are seriously pathedic. a lot of teenagers have sex these days, so she did and she happened to be one of the ones who fall pregnant… because shes a celebrity gives you no right to jump down her throat. she didn’t commit a crime, she a had a baby and she stepped up and is doing whats right. that should make her an even bigger of a rolemodel, considering a lot of people take the easy way out. her life is stressful enough without having to hear such bullshit from ignorant people like you.

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