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I Think I’ve Figured Out Why Amy Winehouse Wears That Wig

June 18th, 2008 by Evil Beet


From MSNBC:

A British woman’s bulging wig did not fool customs agents in Norway who realized she wasn’t just having a bad hair day.

The wig was concealing 2.2 pounds of cocaine glued to her head and customs agents detained her on suspicion of cocaine smuggling, authorities said Wednesday.

Now we know what Wino actually keeps in that wig — her stash!

Thanks Betty!


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14 Responses to “I Think I’ve Figured Out Why Amy Winehouse Wears That Wig”

  1. meep meep says:
    June 18, 2008 at 5:58 pm

    what a good idea!

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  2. Veronica says:
    June 18, 2008 at 6:09 pm

    Eeeek! WOW she looks HORRIBLE!!! I give her til the end of the year for her to finally croak. She just looks worse and worse with each picture.

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  3. BettyCrockerPunkRocker says:
    June 18, 2008 at 8:10 pm

    I keep a coffee pot and a bunch of rice cripy treats up in my B-52, and I thought I was being naughty.

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  4. Karra says:
    June 18, 2008 at 8:49 pm

    She has the face of a 73 year old woman.

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  5. DeeDee says:
    June 18, 2008 at 9:16 pm

    Can the world PLEASE stop giving this NOBODY face time!!! YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  6. isweatbutter.com says:
    June 18, 2008 at 9:46 pm

    “suspicion of cocaine smuggling?!?!?!” would the 2 pounds of blow need to be caked in her notrils for it NOT to be alleged?

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  7. daffylass says:
    June 19, 2008 at 4:43 am

    Jesus, what does she look like when she’s not “fixed up”?

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  8. Anonymous says:
    June 19, 2008 at 5:02 am

    Hm, kind of figured that for a while. There was even a video of her performing on stage and fumbling in the wig, pulling something out, and sniffing it off of her finger.

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  9. jennykay says:
    June 19, 2008 at 7:06 am

    God, she looks awful. Somebody call Intervention.

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  10. Antisocialite says:
    June 19, 2008 at 8:45 am

    Is it Halloween?

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  11. OC Babe says:
    June 20, 2008 at 2:24 pm

    In additaion to smuggling her breaksfast statch in there I think she wears it to take the attention from her fugly face.

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  12. Teodora says:
    June 21, 2008 at 1:27 am

    okay, I literally had no idea Amy wore a wig. I was like, how does she get her hair to look that ridiculous? But wow, it’s wig. That’s mindblowing. I’m being completely serious *hides face*.
    um, and DeeDee, while I’m not a fan of her, I disagree that she’s a nobody. I’ve heard quite a few people say she’s actually talented.

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  13. Anonymous says:
    June 25, 2008 at 7:45 pm

    she is so ugly. this is Ali Lohan in 5 years

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  14. Farfadet says:
    June 28, 2008 at 3:15 pm

    s’te fille là a des bébitte dans la tête ya ti quelqu’un qui va lui dire et la faire interner dans un centre psychiatrique. Ca n’enleve pas sont talent mais boutte saint crime dite s’y

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