Ali Lohan Is a Troll
June 18th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Lindsay’s Mini-Me is reportedly the director’s top choice for the lead role in a remake of 1986’s Troll.
“She was great [in her audition],” says the director, John Carl Buechler. “The camera loves her. She’s a really good actress … I am personally going to fight for her.”
You know, it’s actually kind of cool to watch this all happen. Gossip has been really slow lately, and I blame that in part on the upcoming U.S. election, but I think we’re also just seeing a little lull while gossip’s cast members change shifts. Paris and Britney and Lindsay and Nicole seem to be retiring voluntarily from their days as tabloid queens, and we’re watching a new generation step up to take their place: Ali Lohan, Miley Cyrus, Dakota Fanning, Selena Gomez, The Jonas Brothers, Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron, Ashley Tisdale, Demi Lovato, etc.
I mean, Britney and Lindsay and Paris really ushered in a new era of celebrity gossip and helped the industry to change and explode (and helped me into a job!). In its current form, celebrity gossip is a really young industry, so we’ve never really seen anything like this happen before. There’s going to be some load-time delay as the rookies get positioned for their turn on the tabloid stage. But I assure you it’ll be worth the wait. I’m so excited.
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June 18th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
who’s vagina are we guna see first??
June 18th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
Well, we’ve already seen Vanessa Hudgens’.
June 18th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
She doesn’t look like Lindsay, she’s got an awful nose - she’s very average looking, she’s got horrendous posture as well. The blogshere is going to push this sad little no talent girl on us because you are right, gossip is slow with a zillion sites, so this little long island no talent is going to have to written about. *le sigh*
June 19th, 2008 at 12:01 am
Neither one of the Lohan skanks has any talent. I watched I know who killed me the other night and it has to be one of the worst movies of all time. Lindsey is a horrible actress, I can’t imagine Ali is going to be much better.
June 19th, 2008 at 12:24 am
I watched this living lohan television programme last night and i felt that ali had very little talent and i didnt really think her attitude was with it. I personally blame her mother - whos created this. And im sorry that bit at the start where she goes your not getting this on camera no non nonononononononon - argh so annoying
June 19th, 2008 at 1:10 am
Bets on how quick Ali will go the way of Jamie Lynn Spears? Or which one of the up and comers will go to rehab first? Oh, the possibilities.
June 19th, 2008 at 4:57 am
> she’s very average looking
Yes, but once she reaches a certain age she will get surgery and totally redone like Ashley Simpson.
June 19th, 2008 at 5:13 am
Lindsay’s acting skills prior to her discovering the joys of drugs and alcohol were pretty good. I don’t know about the sister. Somehow, I doubt it. She’s probably just mom’s attempt at another brass ring for her to leech off of.
Long Island white trash.
June 19th, 2008 at 9:48 am
God damn it… she’s FUCKIN ugly. I can’t get over how much makeup this trashy little kid wears. I’d beat ass if my kid tried to step foot outside the house lookin like that.
June 19th, 2008 at 10:42 am
@Melissa: You got that right. My 17 year old looks and acts her age, not like a 45 year old hag-in-the-making. And my daughter is waaay more beautiful than Ali will ever be, with or without surgery!
June 19th, 2008 at 11:53 am
they are the next generation?
i for one am depressed by that prospect.
June 19th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
lol @ Melissa.
yeah im 15, and i would NEVER pile on that much make-up
it just looks soo trashy, and fake.
and neither one of the Lohan sisters have talent.
and Ali cannot sing at all.
June 19th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Troll is perfect for her.
June 19th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
You know that’s a very insightful comment you make about the ‘next generation’ … making it into tabloid for some of these ‘up and comers’ for want of a more derogatory expression, is the achievement. Everything else is secondary.
June 19th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Ali looks like her father in drag.. ugh
June 19th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
Yup, a troll character will fit perfectly on her
June 25th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
she looks like a drag queen. jesus i guess we kno who the ugly sister is(ALI)
July 15th, 2008 at 5:27 am
just leave her alone
July 15th, 2008 at 5:29 am
u are all fuckin dicks just leave her alone you bullies your just jealous!!
Have you ever watched living lohan she is super sweet and only 14 you BULLIES
Hey ALI u rock girl xxxx
July 27th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
i cant get over how UGLY she is. fuck she looks like a dam hooker with all that make up on. She fits the troll part since she looks like one.
BTW. her voice is so fake and totally worked on.
July 29th, 2008 at 12:44 am
i personallly love ali lohan i think she is beautiful and her songs are great as well:]
keep doing what your doing ali despite what the haters say prove em wrong girly!
<3
July 29th, 2008 at 12:45 am
i agree with emz also stop the hatingg! i dont see any of you out doing what she’s doing !
i love you ali you have talent and im rooting for you!
August 5th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
If Lindsay Lohan gets her red hair and her big tits back, then I’ll have a threesome with the Lohan sisters. Yeeeeeaaaah!
August 20th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
Mind me, she is ugly. Can’t believe she is 14.
August 26th, 2008 at 11:37 am
who ever wants to send a picture like vanessa reply
September 4th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
I LOVE YOU ali!!!!!! TE AMO…..
YOU ARE SO beautiful! Te Quiero Mucho!
Hope to meet you!
Your music is the most
YOU ARE BETTER THAN Vanesa thousand times ….
LIDNSAY is very beautiful too, expects to be a little more care …!!
LIVING Lohan is a “must”
October 16th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
EWWW! and to think ali already has “fans”!! and by the way “cece”
there are thousands of young actors and actresses out there trying to get into movies and working their butts off! ali hasnt had to do anything! lindsay already paved the path for her! all she did was have surgery so she could be “beutiful” but it didnt work.
cuz guess what! shes still fugly! deal wit that!
October 25th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
First of all, lay off of Ali, haters. And secondly, I wonder which character she’ll play in the new remake of Troll. I saw the 1986 version and it was funny, yet scary too. I still remember that song the trolls sang, though I can’t spell the words they sang. I think, if the remake is anything like the original storyline, Ali might play the part of Wendy…played in 1986 by Jenny Beck. Yeah, I could picture Ali as Wendy. When will the film be released?