Paris Denied a Puppy



God, Paris Hilton sucks so much.

On her way to a photo shoot this weekend, Paris decided she wanted to have a puppy in the shoot with her, so that it would look “cuter.”

She waltzed into The Puppy Store on Melrose and tried to buy a Yorkie. An employee there refused her, saying it was “clearly an impulse buy.” Paris went ballistic. “She started screaming, ‘I love my puppies! I want my baby!’” says a spy.

If you wanted a puppy in the shoot with you, Paris, you should have taken one of the 8000 dogs you’re already neglecting at home.



21 Responses to “Paris Denied a Puppy”

  1. Ernestine Says:

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  2. Ricardo Says:

    haha I would have liked to be that employee denying something to this ho

  3. Elisabeth Says:

    whoa,,,,imagine if here dad was there she’d be all like ‘DADDY I WANT, DADDY GIVE ME!!! TELL THEM DADDY’ hahaha

  4. piedlourde Says:

    I want her dead.

  5. FrozeRightHere Says:

    Way to go, employee at The Puppy Store on Melrose!!!

  6. meep meep Says:

    she looks hot though

  7. Donkey Punch Says:

    Anyone seen the remake of Charlie and The Chocolate Factory? The little girl that demands her daddy buy her a trained squirrel reminds me of Paris.

  8. Fartface McMuffin Says:

    Can we vote Paris off of the island, next?

  9. booders Says:

    Why is noone investigating Paris?.. I mean arent there Laws in California on Animal Niglect?.. She is always in the news about another of her animals dying… Or if you are Paris, it is okay to just kill animals?…c’mon!!…can PETA just throw some blood on her or something???…SOMETHING..ANYTHING!!!…just quit letting her keep killing all the cute little puppies in the world!!!!….

  10. Tracy Says:

    Tinkerbell looks so miserable right there.

  11. slouchy Says:

    Paris, honey, a dog is not a fashion accessory like earrings or a new handbag. I honestly hope you are using birth control, because the thought of you reproducing makes me feel physically ill.

  12. mimi in mo Says:

    Sooo did she get the puppy? Did the employee give in to her? I hope not. But you didn’t say for sure & it seems like she always gets her way.

  13. daffylass Says:

    I bet that employee gets fired unless the employee and his or her boss share a mutual hatred of The Useless Bimbo.

  14. happygirrrl Says:

    @Donkey Punch: I totally agree. that’s the first thing I thought of, that selfish little prig on C&TCF pitching a fit. That’s probably exactly what Paris was like as a little girl, and they never spanked that crap out of her.

  15. Grace Says:

    This rocks. That employee should get a raise!

  16. lala Says:

    i say we go find the employee and all bow down to him and chant ‘al hail the mighty one who refused to give a dog to the blonde bimbo’ X)

  17. Oksana Says:

    HAH! seriously…alot of celebrities have like a thousand dogs shitting all over their yards & carpets…

  18. Rob Says:

    Good for that employee and even better for that puppy!! It’s not that often that the powers shift like that, but that employee must feel awesome.

  19. copa Says:

    I love this strange employee

  20. taddy Says:

    I can’t explain, you do need to see it!

    http://paris-hilton-seex-tape.blogspot.com

  21. Farfadet Says:

    salope putain guidoune bitch chienne elle est complètement inutile dans la vie que cé que les médias ont -il a courir après elle complètement mais complètement inutile .

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