I Just Don’t Like Anne Hathaway

June 17th, 2008 by Evil Beet


I don’t even know why. I can’t think of a single thing she’s done to bother me. At least with someone like Mandy Moore I can be like “You know what? She’s really self-congratulatory and holier-than-thou and fucking annoying in interviews.” I can’t even say that about Anne.

I think it’s a combination of two things: her fucking enormous mouth and her refusal to tan. I mean, she lives in Los Angeles. I’m not saying everybody needs to fake-bake all the time, but it’s like she’s actively avoiding getting any sun whatsoever. I think that seems prissy to me, and prissy annoys me. And her mouth isn’t at all her fault, but it bothers me. It’s so big.

Here’s Anne, annoying me, at the premiere of Get Smart.


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52 Responses to “I Just Don’t Like Anne Hathaway”

  1. By way – me like Republicanparty very much and not like Dave Matthew band very NOT. He suck.

    Republican let me come to USA on boat took 3 week. I learn Englis after here work in Siam Town in San Fran. We cook duck then hang in window – very good to eat. I buy green card from guy in Shanghai it fake but nobody in USA know.

    Back to Dave Mathew band. I glad some die…probably from listen to his crap. HAHA

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