Let the Weddings Begin!

June 16th, 2008 by Evil Beet


The ban on gay marriage is scheduled to be overturned in California at 5 pm today.

One couple in the state has scheduled their wedding for 5:01 pm.

They’ve tried to get married every year, on Valentines Day, for eight years straight, always unsuccessful, but this time will be different.

Congratulations, you crazy kids!


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24 Responses to “Let the Weddings Begin!”

  1. TSS Says:

    Great now maybe you can marry your dog Leo and both of you can go to hell and let me do the posting from now on.

  2. TSS Says:

    OMG… I just saw the video. Did they allow GAY marriages or FUGLY marriages ??? I wish them both a lifetime of liposuction.

  3. Horse Marine Says:

    You’ve got your own personal troll/stalker now, Beet. You know you’ve made it.

  4. Joe Says:

    Ummm… TSS - Did someone forget their meds today?

  5. TSS Says:

    Get over yourself Horse… I’m not a stalker. Troll maybe.

    I already got kicked off of
    tmz
    PerezHilton
    JustJared
    CelebrityJackAss
    DListed
    ….so this is the next obvious destination! You guys are lucky to have me.

  6. Lindsay (not Lohan) Says:

    AWWWW!!!! This story just melted my cold, evil heart a little bit. Congrats to them!

  7. Evil Beet Says:

    Well, no one gets kicked off this site just for being an asshole, sorry. If you’d like to get your IP blocked, I suggest you try racism or spamming. That’s pretty much all I boot for.

  8. TSS Says:

    Did she just nonchalantly all me an asshole?

  9. woohoo Says:

    At TSS: Yes, yes she did. And thank GOD who DOES love ALL for legalizing it!

  10. Whitt Says:

    OMG right at the end the reporter says “that’s it from Les, I mean West Hollywood…” HA! She was about to say “Lesbian”. Hilarious.

    Good for that couple! Love this.

  11. Sarah Says:

    So TSS, you just go around pissing bloggers off until you get kicked off? Why? You really don’t have anything better to do?

  12. TSS Says:

    Nope, I really don’t. I don’t like the way “bloggers” talk about celebrities.
    Being a celebrity I take it a little bit personal. If I told you I really was, you’d understand.

  13. La-Dee-Dah Says:

    Celebrity?!? Tawny Kitaen, is that you? I loved your work in “Eek! the Cat!”

  14. Melissa Says:

    Wow, so it IS Psychotic Lamefuck Monday! I was confused about that memo.

  15. Amused Says:

    Oh TSS. You’re not a celebrity, you’re not even witty. You’re a useless 13 year old posting from his mom’s basement. I noticed that your appearance on the board coincides with the end of the school year. If you were a grown up, you’d have better things to do than internet stalk the Beet. It’s cute that you want to take over for Beet, you’re just not funny enough though. Keep writing and maybe someday you can have your own website, too!

  16. Kate Says:

    Well, I am so happy for the couple in that video. Congratulations to them, and to all the couples in California who have waited for so long to simply be accepted as people… Adults who have the right to love and be loved by another adult, without persecution or state interference.

    I hope the rest of the world follows suit… and soon. Lucky for me I live in a place where marriage between two adults, regardless of race, religion, creed or sexual orientation has been legal for more than 5 years. I can’t wait for the rest of the world to catch up!

  17. Skye Says:

    TSS- If you “hate” it so much then why do you spend ALL your time reading website?
    You’re a waste of space.

  18. Skye Says:

    reading *these websites*… bleh, you know what i mean. ;]
    And just because I can’t type, doesnt mean you’re any less of a waste of space!

  19. Donkey Punch Says:

    > “Well, no one gets kicked off this site just for being an asshole, sorry.”

    …and thank god for that otherwise I would have been banned a long time ago!

  20. La-Dee-Dah Says:

    HAH! Donkey Punch I love to hate you and hate to love you. Keep it coming! TSS, you are more than welcome to bow out whenever you like.

  21. Whitt Says:

    Check it out! Here is a link to a pic of that couple in the video Beet posted in this blog entry.

    http://apnews.myway.com/image/20080616/Gay_Marriage.sff_KSD109_20080616223323.html?date=20080617&docid=D91BJFDG0

  22. joan Says:

    lol. i swear, when beet commented “no one gets kicked off this site just for being an asshole” i thought — too true, look at donkey punch!

  23. Kevin Says:

    Haha. she did say lez… i mean west hollywood.

    However, I really wonder who decided to use the rainbow flag as a symbol. It is not pretty in my book. Can’t we just use one of the colors and then mention it’s one of the colors in the homo rainbow? Call it fuschia and automatically it’s gay…

  24. Asta Says:

    No Donkey, you’re a witty asshole, and we love you.

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