Okay Never Mind I’m Not Done Talking About the Tonys
June 15th, 2008 by Evil Beet
I thought I was, and then I found this photo.
I have no idea what Whoopi Goldberg is wearing or why.
But I will tell you this, very clearly, so that there’s no confusion: I would very much like to have sex with Adam Duritz. Call me, Adam.
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Heh they have the same hairstylist.
Love him. argh.
Adam
I don’t understand the fascination with him–is it the whole “loves to eat pussy thing”?
I guess at least that way you wouldn’t have to look at him.
I love when guys stand like that. You just wanna press your body up against ‘em.
Okay, sorry Beet, but what is so attractive with Adam?
And I seriously wanna steal Whoopi’s dess. O.O
Didn’t the last winner from Project Runway design that dress for her?
Does anyone notice that Whoopie’s standing on a block?
I’d rather eat my own head. He’s all yours.
I think Whoopie’s standing behind the block. And if Adam looked different from the neck up, I’d want to press my body against him.
that dress was designed by christian siriano. she had to do such a fast change that she wasn’t able to close it properly which is why she stood there for 5 minutes looking like she had to take the browns to the superbowl.
Whoopi is rarely seen in a dress. She is very self-Self Conscious as she is bow-legged.
wow. whoops got legs.
Your guy is lookin all sharp in his suit there, Beet. Ok, I’m starting to see where you’re going with this thing for Adam.
But more importantly, Whoopi’s wearing a dress!!! :O
by not covering the tonys, you missed some very good Liza Minelli gossip.
w-a-r-d-r-o-b-e m-a-l-f-u-n-c-t-i-o-n
I’m w/ cj-if Adam had a different head, I’d be ALL OVER that! :)
He looks like an ultra-hip ice cream truck driver.
If you’ve seen Counting Crows live, then you’ll understand why all the ladies want some Adam. Oh. My. Goodness. Let me tell you.
I have loved him for years – he will be mine, oh yes, he WILL be mine. lol
i don’t care what he wears, i’d rather he wear nothin’. he’s my biggest fuckin’ fantasy ever!!!!
I agree. I would also like to have sex with Adam. I just saw him live in concert and I definitely want him more so now!!!