Okay Never Mind I’m Not Done Talking About the Tonys
June 15th, 2008 by Evil Beet
I thought I was, and then I found this photo.
I have no idea what Whoopi Goldberg is wearing or why.
But I will tell you this, very clearly, so that there’s no confusion: I would very much like to have sex with Adam Duritz. Call me, Adam.
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June 15th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
Heh they have the same hairstylist.
Love him. argh.
June 15th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
Adam
June 15th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
I don’t understand the fascination with him–is it the whole “loves to eat pussy thing”?
I guess at least that way you wouldn’t have to look at him.
June 15th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
I love when guys stand like that. You just wanna press your body up against ‘em.
June 15th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
Okay, sorry Beet, but what is so attractive with Adam?
And I seriously wanna steal Whoopi’s dess. O.O
June 16th, 2008 at 5:35 am
Didn’t the last winner from Project Runway design that dress for her?
June 16th, 2008 at 8:35 am
Does anyone notice that Whoopie’s standing on a block?
June 16th, 2008 at 9:37 am
I’d rather eat my own head. He’s all yours.
June 16th, 2008 at 11:02 am
I think Whoopie’s standing behind the block. And if Adam looked different from the neck up, I’d want to press my body against him.
June 16th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
that dress was designed by christian siriano. she had to do such a fast change that she wasn’t able to close it properly which is why she stood there for 5 minutes looking like she had to take the browns to the superbowl.
June 16th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Whoopi is rarely seen in a dress. She is very self-Self Conscious as she is bow-legged.
June 16th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
wow. whoops got legs.
June 16th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Your guy is lookin all sharp in his suit there, Beet. Ok, I’m starting to see where you’re going with this thing for Adam.
But more importantly, Whoopi’s wearing a dress!!! :O
June 17th, 2008 at 2:28 am
by not covering the tonys, you missed some very good Liza Minelli gossip.
w-a-r-d-r-o-b-e m-a-l-f-u-n-c-t-i-o-n
June 17th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
I’m w/ cj-if Adam had a different head, I’d be ALL OVER that!
June 17th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
He looks like an ultra-hip ice cream truck driver.
June 17th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
If you’ve seen Counting Crows live, then you’ll understand why all the ladies want some Adam. Oh. My. Goodness. Let me tell you.
June 26th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
I have loved him for years - he will be mine, oh yes, he WILL be mine. lol
July 3rd, 2008 at 2:25 pm
i don’t care what he wears, i’d rather he wear nothin’. he’s my biggest fuckin’ fantasy ever!!!!
August 11th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
I agree. I would also like to have sex with Adam. I just saw him live in concert and I definitely want him more so now!!!