Quotables

June 13th, 2008 by Evil Beet


“I’m in bed before 10 . . . I prepare breakfast and take it to my wife. I’ve been doing that for almost 30 years.”

70-year-old Dustin Hoffman, to L’uomo Vogue.

Ah, old Hollywood. Not a crotch-shot in sight.


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7 Responses to “Quotables”

  1. Melissa says:

    That’s sweet. Whether that’s true is another thing….

  2. Anonymous says:

    How can you not love that!

  3. Ashley says:

    Looooooooove Dutin Hoffman! Can’t believe he’s 70…I think he’s sexy as hell! And I’m 24! :)

  4. Donkey Punch says:

    Yes, its true because right after breakfast she grinds her high heels into his nuts. It is his reward for being so pussy-whipped.

  5. Angry Pirate says:

    I dunno, using my professional opinion, I’d say she takes her pony for a trot.

  6. Amy says:

    Have you guys ever seen that interview where he talks about playing Tootsie and what it felt like to be treated as a woman? He starts crying and shit — it’s really interesting.

    I think he’s telling the truth here. He’s very sensitive to women and I cannot believe he’s freaking 70!

    Can someone please clone Dustin Hoffman for the rest of us? Pretty please? He’s a class act.

  7. Tako says:

    I am so jealous.. I wish my husband would do that for me, at least once before i die…

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