Lindsay Lohan’s New Track: “Bossy”
June 12th, 2008 by Evil Beet
It leaked awhile ago, but now I can run it without getting cease and desist letters.
Lindsay’s new track, “Bossy,” is available in full on her new and improved MySpace page.
Enjoy.
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Kelis did it better.
What the hell does she think she’s wearing?
where in the hell did you get that photo? she looks batshit crazy…oh, wait….she is.
Oh my god, that’s the worst song I’ve heard in a while. And I thought Britney Spears & Scarlet Johansen couldn’t sing. WTF? She needs to fade away and get a job at Target like the other washed up child stars.
SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING GYPSY AND NO, I DON’T WANNA HEAR MISS NONSENSE SINGING, I USED TO ENVY HER, SHES SO PRETTY BUT SHES A WASTE OF TIME
still fug.
That song had the potential to be really good, but she had to go and start singing.
Ewwww she cant sing for shit!
I mean, that one song Rumors she had she sounded decent, but she just sounds WEAK in this…
Snnooorreee. The whole thing sounds so synthesized.
She sux!
its crap
focus on acting……
What an unprofessional recording. Did she and her friends get together and record that while stoned or something? Did she go to someplace that does vanity recording?
They should’ve sunk her horrid (and auto-tuned, obviously) voice way the hell down in the ensemble. Instead, they tuned down the casio-keyboard back-beat and her karaoke-screech to the forefront.
The instruments weren’t tied together well. The entire composition felt hollow. (There might be some logic there, but…)
The vocals sucked. The song sucks. They added too much fake echo to the trailing end of her vocals because she probably has the lung capacity of a bird. Again, it sounds like karaoke night.
Her voice sounds really weedy and weak.
And as for the picture above… either she just shaved off her van dyke (hehehe sorry, I have a weakness for double entendre.), someone used an airbrush on her face, or they badly photoshoped the area around her mouth. (And the whites of her eyes.) I’m guessing that is why the picture is so dark. (Put it into a paint program and brighten it up. You’ll see what I’m talking about.)
Annd… she has a black spot on her lip. Why the hell didn’t they take 10 seconds and the clone brush and cover that up?
Sheesh.
This sounds like some shit you’d hear in H&M.
Um, it’s actually for sale on iTunes. For a while now.
What kind of sex acts and with who??? How is someone who CANT SING getting recording deals. Didn’t the last “cd” bomb, selling nothing anywhere on the planet. I can only imagine what her hunch back little troll of a sister is doing for a contract.
Ears…bleeding…
Make it stop!
Can anyone actually name someone who has a successful acting career AND a successful singing career?
At the moment, Lez Lohan has none of those things.
Would you like to see, what Lindsey Lohan wants to show us?
http://lindsay-lohan-sex-tapes.blogspot.com
STOP WHINING AND GET A LIFE, LAMERS