Adriana Lima Is Off the Market

June 12th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Gentlemen (and ladies, I suppose), it’s time to put those Adriana Lima fantasies to rest.

The supermodel got engaged to her basketball star boyfriend, Marko Jaric, on Thursday night — Adriana’s birthday — says Jaric’s publicist.

“He asked and she said yes. They are both incredibly happy and couldn’t be more in love,” says publicist James Weir.

Damn. They got that statement out, like, seconds after the actual engagement happened. Impressive, kids.


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27 Responses to “Adriana Lima Is Off the Market”

  1. Chheessee says:

    wow something weird is going on with that guy’s eyes…

  2. Mire says:

    what’s with his eyes??

  3. Shezzy says:

    Wow… It’s like Shia LeWhatever gone terribly wrong…

    Do you think these supermodels marry ugly people on purpose? You know, so their man/woman doesn’t take their mojo or something?

  4. chloe says:

    My name is Chloe, a beautiful policewoman from us.. it is very hard to meet friends and lover in the real world because of my job. so i came here. i just uploaded my hottest photos under nicolebaby on http://www.UniformedCupid.com the best of its kind in the world.(maybe you want to check them out.

  5. jen says:

    Seriously, the top half of his face is like Mr. Potato Head.

  6. Donkey Punch says:

    Nice photoshop job on his eyes Beet.

  7. Charlotte says:

    His eyes are way tooo close together

  8. Persistent Cat says:

    Judging on his name, he’s either Croatian, Bosnian or Serb. They won’t last, those men are cray-see!!!! The women aren’t but the men…..

  9. Chuck says:

    Basketball star? Never heard of him.

  10. swillz says:

    NOOOOOOo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. Kelly says:

    His eyes are freakishly close together!

  12. Kristina says:

    I know for a FACT that he cheats on her…….what a loser…him for being a cheater and her for not seeing it, he is such a DOG and a liar

  13. lau_ren says:

    her dress is soo pretty

  14. GG says:

    All NBA players are horn-dog players. They got tons of groupies in every city. This guy is a freak. Google his name for images….those eyes are quite disturbing. No telling what kind of genetic freak they will spawn. It’s going to be damn tall that’s for sure.

  15. lollylicious says:

    two more inches and he will have just one eye.

  16. Persistent Cat says:

    GG, not just NBA players, so are hockey players, baseball players, football players, etc. We have an NHL team in our city and my mom works at the hotel where most of the teams stay. My mother says the room attendants find notes that girls have left behind. Sometimes they find the same handwriting in multiple rooms.

  17. cj says:

    He totally looks like Scooby Doo.

  18. kinkter says:

    his eyes are way to close together to be normal…

  19. Monica says:

    That’s Photoshop!
    Low, beet…very low

  20. sexytrini says:

    Sucks if he’s a cheater, cause she’s gawjuss, but like Perfect Stranger: “show me a beautiful woman and I’ll show you a man who’s tired of f@#%ing her…”

  21. Ish. says:

    His eyes are CRAZILY close together!

  22. Morgan says:

    They didn’t photoshop it. His eyes look like that in every picture.

  23. maja says:

    so for all of you :) he is great basketball star in europe , if you know where europe is … he is from serbia, its in balkan :D his eyes??? hmmm…show me yours??? he is very good looking guy and if they are happy together what do you have to comment ? c moon ppl come down…

  24. Anonymous says:

    Wow I don’t know if I’m more shocked at how unbelievably close his eyes are to each other?? Or how she enedd up with a guy looking like that??

  25. maja says:

    hello…………….marko is a great guy…..also he is from serbia…….so dont be jealousy if they are happy…..P.S they are so cute

  26. BITCH says:

    she chose the right guy for her…..THE SERBIAN MAN…………so fuck you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. Nick says:

    Marco Jaric is way prettier then this brazilian biatch!Ohh well, if the guy finds her attractive then I guess it’s ok.It’s his life

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