Adriana Lima Is Off the Market
June 12th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Gentlemen (and ladies, I suppose), it’s time to put those Adriana Lima fantasies to rest.
The supermodel got engaged to her basketball star boyfriend, Marko Jaric, on Thursday night — Adriana’s birthday — says Jaric’s publicist.
“He asked and she said yes. They are both incredibly happy and couldn’t be more in love,” says publicist James Weir.
Damn. They got that statement out, like, seconds after the actual engagement happened. Impressive, kids.
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June 13th, 2008 at 1:02 am
wow something weird is going on with that guy’s eyes…
June 13th, 2008 at 2:39 am
what’s with his eyes??
June 13th, 2008 at 3:02 am
Wow… It’s like Shia LeWhatever gone terribly wrong…
Do you think these supermodels marry ugly people on purpose? You know, so their man/woman doesn’t take their mojo or something?
June 13th, 2008 at 3:05 am
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June 13th, 2008 at 3:21 am
Seriously, the top half of his face is like Mr. Potato Head.
June 13th, 2008 at 3:36 am
Nice photoshop job on his eyes Beet.
June 13th, 2008 at 4:29 am
His eyes are way tooo close together
June 13th, 2008 at 4:48 am
Judging on his name, he’s either Croatian, Bosnian or Serb. They won’t last, those men are cray-see!!!! The women aren’t but the men…..
June 13th, 2008 at 5:47 am
Basketball star? Never heard of him.
June 13th, 2008 at 7:13 am
NOOOOOOo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 13th, 2008 at 7:42 am
His eyes are freakishly close together!
June 13th, 2008 at 8:31 am
I know for a FACT that he cheats on her…….what a loser…him for being a cheater and her for not seeing it, he is such a DOG and a liar
June 13th, 2008 at 8:50 am
her dress is soo pretty
June 13th, 2008 at 9:08 am
All NBA players are horn-dog players. They got tons of groupies in every city. This guy is a freak. Google his name for images….those eyes are quite disturbing. No telling what kind of genetic freak they will spawn. It’s going to be damn tall that’s for sure.
June 13th, 2008 at 10:38 am
two more inches and he will have just one eye.
June 13th, 2008 at 10:59 am
GG, not just NBA players, so are hockey players, baseball players, football players, etc. We have an NHL team in our city and my mom works at the hotel where most of the teams stay. My mother says the room attendants find notes that girls have left behind. Sometimes they find the same handwriting in multiple rooms.
June 13th, 2008 at 11:51 am
He totally looks like Scooby Doo.
June 13th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
his eyes are way to close together to be normal…
June 13th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
That’s Photoshop!
Low, beet…very low
June 15th, 2008 at 10:09 am
Sucks if he’s a cheater, cause she’s gawjuss, but like Perfect Stranger: “show me a beautiful woman and I’ll show you a man who’s tired of f@#%ing her…”
June 17th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
His eyes are CRAZILY close together!
June 27th, 2008 at 8:17 am
They didn’t photoshop it. His eyes look like that in every picture.
October 13th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
so for all of you
he is great basketball star in europe , if you know where europe is … he is from serbia, its in balkan 
his eyes??? hmmm…show me yours??? he is very good looking guy and if they are happy together what do you have to comment ? c moon ppl come down…