We Never Should Have Let Paris Hilton Set Foot in New York City

June 9th, 2008 by Evil Beet


A new report indicates that over one in four New Yorker has genital herpes.

Ouch!


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11 Responses to “We Never Should Have Let Paris Hilton Set Foot in New York City”

  1. Caz2 says:

    EEEEK! :|

  2. chrissy says:

    yes so maybe it’s about time we stop making fun of people with herpes!

  3. M says:

    I’m pretty sure that statistic extends to the general population if not close…it’s more common than anyone thinks and really, is not that big of a deal. It’s a shame people are still so ignorant about it and neglect to inform themselves on the real facts.
    I’m a little disappointed to come on here and be reminded of just how dirty I am (and I’ve slept with one person).

  4. wileEcoyote says:

    there`s really no telling how far and wide the prevailing winds will carry this unsightly virus……we should all be afraid….very afraid!
    hey Paris…….in the name of God…..close your legs and put your knickers back on , will ya !!

  5. fage says:

    Actually one out of four Americans have genital herpes. And one out of two teenagers in America has an STD. So good luck!

  6. yum says:

    Tell me about it. I’m kidding, sorta.

  7. gumball says:

    Sex in the City isn’t so cutsie anymore.

  8. joan says:

    give me a break, they probably get these statistics from the free vd clinic.

  9. rubyredrage says:

    Only 1 in 8 Australians have herpes. We’re so frigid.

  10. emilia says:

    I’m moving to Australia!

  11. Antisocialite says:

    If you’ve got the cauliflower hanging off your genitals then maybe you ARE dirty. Cry me a river. I think it’s hilarious. Paris is a fucking herpe.

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