Kate Moss Needs Her Bathroom Helpers

June 9th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Poor Kate Moss needs lots of friends to help her go potty.

Or so it would seem.

Kate left an Agent Provocateur event in NYC because she was told there was a strict one-person-at-a-time rule for the bathroom. Kate wanted to bring three of her friends in with her.

“But I’m hosting the event!” she complained. The bathroom attendant didn’t budge. At that point, Kate said “Forget it” and walked away.

You know how some people are pee-shy? Like, they can’t pee when someone’s watching them? I think Kate Moss is the opposite of pee-shy. She simply cannot urinate unless there are a minimum of three people there to watch her.

Or, you know, she wanted to do cocaine with her friends in the bathroom.

But that’s kind of a stretch.


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15 Responses to “Kate Moss Needs Her Bathroom Helpers”

  1. Donkey Punch says:

    Ignoring her “need” for going to the washroom with a support team, it is pretty sad that celebs feel they are above the rules and everyone else. Have an ego much?

  2. str says:

    OMG, Beet, urgent deletion needed in the denise richard comments!!!
    like, a lot!

  3. str says:

    239 responses so far and counting
    nonsense gibberish w/ some links
    http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2007/05/31/id-be-unhappy-if-denise-richards-was-my-mom-too/

  4. Donkey Punch says:

    Notice how the “nip slips” link is no longer on this website? A few days ago Beet defended the site by saying she doesn’t advertise them but they are still there. I guess her owners must have demanded them removed completely.

    The site is becoming more and more Disney.

    The link below interests me only in the sense that we get to see what lengths celebs will deform their bodies just to be famous. Disgusting:

    http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/shauna-sand/shauna-sand-nipple-slip-and-upskirt-pictures-warning-most-disgusting-nipples-ever-003668

  5. Joy says:

    I’m guessing they probably had that rule in place just for her. So that the next day there won’t be stories of her coming out of the bathroom at their party with coke in her nose. Or how cracked out she was half way through their party.

  6. MW says:

    That bathroom attendent is HOT!

  7. Biatch is crazy but guess she’s “at her best” with an audience!

  8. grey says:

    we at thegreylist.com think that kate moss has NO shame, who even does that? a real person would get embarressed &shameful, she just gets angry &diva-like, on that bathroom attendent beezy. wtf.

    “because life isn’t black &white”
    http://www.thegreylist.com

  9. long dong silver says:

    Actually, that’s why in England they call her CoKate!!!

  10. Caz2 says:

    Pretty sure I’m the opposite of Pee-shy too. Maybe Kate and I should start a club…

  11. Evil Beet says:

    @DP:

    Dude, they’re totally still there. Click the “Celebs ‘n’ Drugs” link on the upper right side of the site. The links are contained in there.

    And if there’s been a major nip slip/crotch shot I’ve failed to run in the past month or so, please link us to it. I haven’t had any come across my radar. It’s the summer of underwear!

  12. Donkey Punch says:

    Beet the only thing I saw there was drug stories, lol.

    I am not a perv or anything. Just hate seeing the site go so “G” rated.

  13. gumball says:

    It’s the perpetual coke bride and her attendants

  14. Sprmcandy says:

    She just wanted some fresh sperm to go with her coke, what a combo. Now explain that white stuff on her face.

  15. ZenobiaMusic says:

    Yes the rule should apply to everyone.. but come on
    its fun going to the bathroom with your girls… Women feel comfortable sharing..loving..hosting..enjoying..its beyond the toilet seat…..Get with it!…..lol

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