I Can’t Wait to Hear What Papa Joe Has to Say About This
June 9th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Now you can hold down your D-cups just like Jessica Simpson.
In spring 2009, the Jessica Simpson brand will be expanded to include a line of intimate apparel.
Oh yay.
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Ew! That’s not pretty
Why is she so shiny? That’s kind of gross… like she was rolling around in Crisco or something.
An intimate apparel line from a big boobied hushy who refuses to wear a bra…isn’t that kind of ironic?
> big boobied hushy who refuses to wear a bra
Your point is? Many of us straight males happen to fancy that sort of thing.
If my husband sees that picture, I guarantee it’ll be our wallpaper. He’s a pig.
I didn’t say there was anything *wrong* with it…I was just pointing out how ironic it was that a woman who doesn’t wear a bra (and clearly needs one) is now selling them
personally, id like to see what she can offer. i imagine the line to be sexy and fun!
Maybe our girl ain’t as dumb as she looks…
I just hope they won’t be edible like her body lotion was. :)
Marylin Monroe used to wear dresses a size too small …………that’s where the similarity ends
her boobs look horrible here. if that’s any indication of her lingerie i’ll pass.
kinda puts the ‘trash’ back into ‘tailer trash’ , eh?
but I like it…….uh oh! did I just say that out aloud???
Well, if she comes out with bras that aren’t 32, 34, 36 ABC, it would be a nice surprise. Because, unknown to VS and most brick-and-mortar stores, there are people who have DD’s and like sexy bras.
I’m just sayin’.
@ Sarah
Amen sista. I couldn’t care less about a new bra line unless it includes cup sizes not readily available in Walmart and the like. Some of us blessed girls don’t want to wear granny torpedo-styled over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders. Piss on her if she can’t represent!
I think she looks great. I would definitely be into that.