God, Everything About Tori Spelling Just Bores Me So Much
June 9th, 2008 by Evil Beet
The “actress” reportedly gave birth to her second child with stolen husband Dean McDermott this morning.
She was supposed to deliver the little girl via C-section at Cedars Sinai today.
Her mother Candy — with whom she’s recently become un-estranged — was at the hospital to lend her support.
OMG.
BOOOOOOOOORING.
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June 9th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
LOL….thank you Beet! I am so happy that you mentioned her stolen husband. That is the modifier you should use every time you write about them…not that you will very often, because you’re right. They are f*cking boring.
June 9th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Does that mean that Angelina stole a another woman’s husband too?
June 9th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
i don’t believe in the concept of “stealing” someone away from someone else, but the term stolen husband cracked me up! ugh - she is just godawful.
June 9th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Gawd, I hate these two. Zero talent. Zero looks. Zero class. Why does the press bother with them?
June 9th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Men are not property to be traded or stolen. I am offended and angered.
(no, not really).
June 9th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
The only reason why we even know this fugly beotch’s name is because her dad owned TV for over a decade. Oh, the price we must pay for Charlie’s Angels and Dynasty!
June 9th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Sorry Donkey Punch, but I have to say that this guy is the exception to your statement. When he left his wife for this trout, he totally got pwned!! heh
June 9th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Julia Roberts is a thief?!!!
June 9th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
oh my gosh. Evil Beet. Thank you for posting this. : ) I love tori spelling, and her awfulness. Sometimes I watch shows just to hate them. (ie- Tori and Dean, Inn Love)
June 10th, 2008 at 8:20 am
devilgirl Says:
I totally agree, why is Tori the only “husband stealer”?
Julia Roberts, Angeline Jolie, Jennifer Lopez, and perhaps Catherine Zeta Jones (not sure how close that divorce was), Nicole Kidman/Tom Cruise.
there are plenty.
The man is the one who had the marraige contract to be faithful.