Does Jessica Alba’s Baby Have a Name?

June 9th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Word on the street is that the little girl’s name is Honor Marie Warren.

No confirmation on that, though.


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15 Responses to “Does Jessica Alba’s Baby Have a Name?”

  1. Horse Marine says:

    That’s not a pretty name. I find it so trite and uninteresting when people name their daughters stuff like Hope, Charity, Honor, etc. Ugh.

    In my opinion, even Apple is a nicer choice. At least it’s kind of entertaining and it sounds cute, in a way.

  2. Melissa says:

    I have the middle name Marie, and I hate it. That kid is going to get stuffed in trash cans and lockers all the way through college.

  3. Anonymous says:

    “do you know Honor?”
    “yeah man, i’ve been on her!”

    ….

  4. lau_ren says:

    i highly doubt jessica alba’s child will get stuffed in trash cans and lockers.

  5. Melissa says:

    You never know. Kids are cruel ass bastards.

  6. lau_ren says:

    perhaps…

    i will tell you this, melissa. your comments make for great visual. the crisco comment made me smile.

  7. Donkey Punch says:

    Honor? I barely even know her.

  8. me says:

    Honor?! LOL.

  9. Chuck says:

    Another celebrity showing how clueless they are regarding their kids.

  10. jinx says:

    Melissa- Marie is my middle name, too. It’s kinda a boring middle name because it’s so common, but I like it a lot, especially for a first name.

  11. sexytrini says:

    If that’s really the kiddie’s name it sounds pretty nice and fairly normal to me…

  12. xiaoecho says:

    nice coat

  13. kat says:

    well let’s hope the kid doesn’t lisp on its rs.
    then she’d be honowuh mawee wawwin.
    and what kid wants a first name that slightly rhymes with manure.

  14. slouchy says:

    Wait until she gets older and hears the “Honor and Offer jokes.”

  15. Haven says:

    celebs always name their kids interesting names it’s not like it isn’t going to get enought attention. if angelina has girl twins she should name them ima and ura so you woul have ura pitt and ima pitt.

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