Where the Hell Does Disney Find All These Damn Virgins???
June 6th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Seriously it’s like they’re holding casting calls exclusively in fundamentalist churches in middle America.
I’m just waiting for one of these teenage Disney stars to go on the record all like, “Yeah, dude, I plan to have sex before marriage. It’s normal and healthy. I’ll use protection and I’ll choose my partners carefully, but, yeah. I’m totally gonna be getting laid.”
Instead, 15-year-old Selena Gomez, heralded as the next Miley Cyrus, has announced that she’s going to save herself for marriage.
“I said, ‘Dad, I want a promise ring.’ He went to the church and got it blessed. He actually used me as an example for other kids. I’m going to keep my promise to myself, to my family and to God.”
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.
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im 14 and i aint waiting. if i were a celeb id say so.
hey i like your ideas im not either lets get together
Give her a brack she 15 teen….she proubly will save her self untill merage…..wat i knew about her is that she more of a good girl then bad and is not guy crazzy….unlike all most all of u 0.o
i would fuck her so good and im 16
i would fuck her so good and i’m 16
i cant wait to suck her vagina and stick my dick up her ass and then her pussy and sleep and make out with her..then she will suck my dick ..and love it…ahh these are the days
cant wait to stick my dick up her u know what and suck her vagina
by the way im 16 and done it to 12 girls
u can stick ur dick in my ass and suck mii vagina.and u a wild boy t have done it to 12 gurls
hey ill do it when where
she only got a promise ring cuz nick jonas has one, shes a whore and i dont trust her
woah…seriously some of you ppl need to log on to regular porn like everyone else and stop perving over some young girl on this website. its so not right and you need to keep your disgusting thoughts to yourself…she is 15 for crying out loud…geez.
Woah…seriously some of you ppl need to log on to some “adult” sites like normal ppl and stop perving over some young girl on this website.
It’s so not right and you need to keep your disturbing, disgusting thoughts to yourself… She’s 15 years old for crying out loud and you guys are sick.
shannon is right, and what the hell is all of your problems. she is a 15 year old girl and all you gay pervs out there who have no hope in life of doing anything never mind getting laid want to talk like this about her. damn pple should make more goals like that instead of going around getting knocked up and getting aids.
I LOVE YOU SELENA
Yeah i’m with shannon. all you people are stupid, if she wants to save herself for marriage that’s her choice, and its a good one. just so all you stupid pervs out there know, not every teenage girl is a whore. i’m 18 and i’m savin myself for marriage, whatcha gonna make fun of me too? go ahead, but while all you stupid people are fighting stds and paying child support i’m just gonna sit back n laugh
i’m 13 and i’m waiting for marriage people shouldn’t make fun of her just cuse she wants to save her self and if she dosen’t save her self oh well u figure in Hollywood with all the pressure and stuff i mean come on give her a break one of my friends is 14 and has all ready had sex but no one is going crazy over that so y go crazy over this girl it’s her life her dissions back off and ket her make her own choices
wow…you guyz are pathetic…
U look so cute
you guys are all grose k she is saving her self while you guy’s are waysting your life so suck that losers
selena is my fave female actress! she’s younger than me and just as smart about taking this sex thing seriously. by the time any of u loser pervs fall in love you’ll wish you would have saved urselves too. i bet half of ya will never get a girl by the time u want one. and will live alone 4 the rest of ur livez.
but that’s ur choice…
im glad she’s saving herself. cuz the day i meet her and we become best friends, we’ll be on the same page with just about everything. so ha!
when i’m famous i’ll be saying the same thing and ya’ll will be typing the same thing. sucks 2 be u loserz!
i like ur show
she’s hot
Selena is very beautiful !
Oh God, I want to have sex with Selena soooooooooooo bad.
SHE is HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i want to have sex with her
she is the best.i have all your movies.i’m the guy of your dreams.wait you in romania
Miely Cyrus is way better than Selena gomez Selena gomez is aslutty whore and Miley does not have any kids and if she decides to take pictures of herself its her chose not yours
selena is very good
Ok Alana that is gross
Harper can be a guys name to like on icarly
oh my god selena your sooooo beatiful your biggest fan aspasia:)
bro u perverts need to get a life. not everyone thinks about sex when theyre teens. stop being haters cuz u aint her.
All these ppl talking about fucking her need to shut the fucking hell up shes 15 leave her alone i wuld not be surprised if you guys die in hell so shut up about her bitches
Selena Gomez has good songs too, but she’s Beautiful
Gross.Sick Prevs need to Die a horrible painfull death
ewwww there are some creepos out there.