Where the Hell Does Disney Find All These Damn Virgins???
June 6th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Seriously it’s like they’re holding casting calls exclusively in fundamentalist churches in middle America.
I’m just waiting for one of these teenage Disney stars to go on the record all like, “Yeah, dude, I plan to have sex before marriage. It’s normal and healthy. I’ll use protection and I’ll choose my partners carefully, but, yeah. I’m totally gonna be getting laid.”
Instead, 15-year-old Selena Gomez, heralded as the next Miley Cyrus, has announced that she’s going to save herself for marriage.
“I said, ‘Dad, I want a promise ring.’ He went to the church and got it blessed. He actually used me as an example for other kids. I’m going to keep my promise to myself, to my family and to God.”
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.
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i want to suck her pussy
They have an assembly line for just the purpose of creating virgins. I think the line starts in Wisconsin. I hear that they take applications at birth, but I can’t be sure about that.
Lord god…
Does she not know the golden rule by now? Saying you will not have sex before marriage in Hollywood GUARANTEES that you will remain a virgin for about 5 more weeks…
What’s up with her eyes? She’s a cutie-patootie, bless her naive-as-hell little heart, but there’s something really off about her eyes in this photo.
Paris eyes. Bubble gum…not HOT
one eye is bigger than the other LOL
anal counts as sex, sweetie.
.or, shall i say, does not leave you a”virgin”
i kind of want her to get married when she just turns 18, and five months later pops a kid out.
There’s nothing naive about wanting to stay a virgin til marriage, she’s just naive if she thinks it’ll be easy! Leave her alone, she’s 15 years old.
> i want to suck her pussy
Not acceptable joke. She is a child still you know?
I don’t see a problem with this. We all know she wont make it and I don’t care enough to criticize her when she doesn’t (I actually don’t know who she is.) I think it’s normal though. I said the same thing when I was her age… and the girls I knew who felt differently at 15 all have babies or diseases or both by now.
Guaranteed loss of virginity in 3..2..1…
i think she’s really ‘cute’ now but when she grows up she will be gorgeous, defff. not going to waitt, but who does anyway these days..
She has blow job lips, i give her another month before she is sat on some guys cock
DP, are you the joke police? Only you can say crude things?
Hey Beet, we’ve all seen your photoshop “skills” so I know you’re not fucking with their eye size right? Can anyone cure the asymmetricals, please.
Besides, I prefer 7 year olds.
Oh no! You posted using my name! I’m sure that was a very unintentional mistake!
I don’t think it is a bad thing for a girl her age to believe he wants to save herself tell marriage… yes, things might change, but that is not a bad goal to have. I said that when I was her age, and I am 24 and still say that.
If I was Granted 3 Wishes From God, One Wish will be to Get married to Selena gomez
I know me and all my friend were planning to wait until marriage to have sex when we were 15..im sorry all u skanky ass sluuts wernt dont hate on someone 4 wanting to do what the bible says!u guys are sick pathetic and no nothing about well anything and it psissed me off im never coming to this blog agian in fact im telling my friend s family and posting a bulliten to my 10.6 thousand friends on myspace bye
Mmhmm, suuuuuure you are sweetie.
K WHY DOES IT SAY THAT UNDER MY NAME
she looks like she’s 8 years old.
there’s nothing wrong with her eyes; she just looking at 2 different things. Cover one side of her face and then the other and you’ll see both eyes are not looking in the same direction.
Wasn’t she the one with a meth problem? If so, good job on those priorities. Way to stick to all that churchy stuff… :)
does she have a glass eye?
JS. …that’s just creepy…like lizzard like…LOL
hey, it’s a nice goal. maybe she won’t end up like britny spears little sister, who by the way is under a lot of pressure for getting pregnant. damned if you do, damned if you don’t, so you might as well stay herpes free and live your life the way you think is best.
I think it’s a great idea to get a purity ring. I have one. I don’t think she will be the Disney Channel star to get pregnant at a young age. The first one to go is Miley. She may already had it with her 22 year old boyfriend.
okay now miley is way better than Selena Homez
How would you know this, you think it?
Fuck you Amanda, The only reason us people on the evil beet like sex is because it is really natural and it feels amazing !I think waiting for marriage is a great idea because having sex without having a ring on your finger is bad to the parents of the person you are mating with and once in a while,it will be ok to use protection ! i remember i was dating some girl named Maribel and when we went to Puerto Rico to visit her family for Christmas….we Accidently did it in the upstairs bedroom and 8 and a half months later…..I Have a Son and we have been married for 8 years and 9 years ago is when that happened and when Maribel told her parents that she was 6 months pregnant….her Father Slash my tires to my Mercedez-Benz and Spit in my Egg and Pancake Mix and then when he offered me some Puerto Rican Rum ( Bacardi ) he spit in it and Stirr it with a spoon and made it look invisible and it worked and when we went back to our home in Georgia, lets just say His car was scratched all over the place,his bumper was dented,All 4 wheels were slashed by a machete,cracked his windshield,pissed all over his car,and used a Paintball gun to shoot everything on his car ! When we returned to Georgia The Following day, I Recieved many letters from his car insurance agency ! The day my Son Harper was born,He asked me and my wife to hold him and i said HELL NO GRANDPA ! YOU AIN`T TOUCHING MY KID ! and he was pissed ! So people out there reading this comment…i just want you to have sex before marriage because it feels good and you pisses off your Father-in-Law ! sometimes it is Ok to use protection ( you know what i mean ) but sometimes do it because it feels good !
You have a Son named Harper, Wow ! That Is A Chick`s Name ( Like Alex`s friend in Wizards Of Waverly Place ) Jesus, Guys reading This Comment Here, Write Below me if you think Harper is a boy`s or girl`s name ?
I think Harper is a girl`s name ! im sorry Anomymous
I think harper is a guy name too
anyways, what does this have to do with selena gomez not having sex till marriage ?
I Think harper is a man`s name and i also think that you shouldn`t make fun of somebody name because it is not right ! Harper is a guy and girl`s name too retards !
I think Selena Gomez Is very attractive and she looks like a good fucker…..too fucking bad she chose to have sex untill marriage…i could`ve humped the shit out of her
I also hate when Disney and Nickelodeon Stars think they can do anything they want in this world…just because they have fucking money ! It is like so fucking stupid and it pisses me off that Selena Gomez NOW wants to be Abstain because she has fucking money and do you know how many Blow-Jobs she could give ! She could so get Laid !
I know right!!!
sanJano is true !
I Happen To Know Selena Gomez and she is my friend and Demi Lovato and i feel you should not talk to them like that because they have their own life ! LEAVE THEM THE FUCK ALONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
do u really know them ?
these times I recall hearing Britney Spears say she would wait for marriage. I guess i was living in a hole when she married Justin Timberlake. What is wrong with these Disney and Nickeolodeon stars just because they got an acting role does not mean they have talent anyone can get one these days.
DISNEY DNT BUILD HOPES!!! IT ONLY LEADS TO MONEY THEN SEX THEN DRUGS :( look at Lindsay mannnn LOOOOOOK AT LINDSAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I hate Disney. They won’t let their stars live their lives. but about selena its great that she wants to stay abstinate until she’s married she’s only 15 and maybe she doesn’t look forward to having kids at an early age like MILEY CYRUS.
I really agree 100 % because miley cyrus will become pregnant because she hangs out with people who are like…i dont know, Um..JAMIE LYNN SPEARS ( that is why miley takes pictures of herself so she could open up her legs !
and lindsay lohan is aleady a motha-fucking crack head !
harper is a chick`s name
“Toy Says:
June 6th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Lord god…
Does she not know the golden rule by now? Saying you will not have sex before marriage in Hollywood GUARANTEES that you will remain a virgin for about 5 more weeks…”
actually that may be your golden rule but i think selena will stick to it she’s not a slut!
wats the big deal with saving yourself????