Vin Diesel’s Girlfriend Had a Baby. In April.

June 6th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Whatever.

Vin Diesel’s model girlfriend, Paloma Jimenez, welcomed the couple’s baby girl.

On April 2.

And we’re just now getting around to issuing press releases about it.

Like, I understand waiting until a pregnancy’s three months in before making any announcement. But are we now waiting until the baby’s been born for a full trimester before confirming birth? Like, just in case there’s a really, really, really late-term miscarriage?

Either make an announcement or don’t. But don’t make it two months after the birth. That’s just tacky.


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38 Responses to “Vin Diesel’s Girlfriend Had a Baby. In April.”

  1. GG says:

    D-list. Why even bother to announce?….nobody cares

  2. DailyBeetReader says:

    They really did that to confirm that Vin D isn’t gay, not really to note that there was a baby

  3. Dude says:

    Yea, miscarriage jokes are real funny…

  4. Darth Paul says:

    Maybe the babything almost died…it’d be wack to announce the birth of a child that may die soon.

    Other than that, I have to agree with DBR.

  5. Give me a break…are you REALLY complaining that they didn’t annouce to the world that they were having a baby? mabye they didn’t want these lifeless photogs to catalog their every move….how pathetic of a complaint, I’d almost think you were taking a note from PEREZ’s book….

  6. Artois says:

    Gay or not…D-list or not…That kid is gonna be lucky to get bedtime stories from Vin (if he can read). He’s got a SEXY voice…but I digress..must be this long time thing I have for Sam Elliott

  7. Skye says:

    Does Vin Diesel ever do anything that ISN’T tacky? Just sayin’.

  8. Asta says:

    Artois, now you’ve got me thinking about Vin Diesel reading bedtime stories. I…I have to go. I’m going to be…busy for a while.

    WHY IS HIS VOICE SO SEXY.

  9. GG says:

    I can understand Sam Elliot but VD isn’t half the man. Have you ever seen a pre-roid picture? Nerd Alert!

  10. Asta says:

    Got a link? Maybe it will cure my addiction.

  11. GG says:

    The dork-roid transformer http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2004/04/specials/beauties03/geektochic/vdiesel.jpg

    He got the body raging but there’s nothing he can do to that silly mug. lol

  12. Tiffers says:

    They were probably waiting for the media to contact them. After two months when that didn’t happen (because no one gives a shit), they figure they should do a press release.

  13. GG says:

    VD is another sleepy-eyed wanna b

  14. booders says:

    another Clay Aiken Baby…. you so cant deny that he is sooooo Gay!.

  15. Roman says:

    It’s funny he has a movie coming out in August (wish he would just come out) So he does a press release and no one cares. I gotta say he picked one ugly beard, huge nose and bad boob job..in 10 years he will be doing gay porn.

  16. TTT says:

    hey y yall hatin on him im glad they announcd this i LOVE Vin wats wrong wit yall

  17. ashley says:

    vin deisel is so fucking hott!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. I don’t know wtf is up with the whole American culture revolving desperately around what goes on in the every day lives of people they don’t really know. All these morons sitting around dishing about how they are fairly sure they were thinking this and that, and the decision they made was based on blah blah blah. Maybe Vin Diesel and his girlfriend figured they could be like everyone else in the world for a year and not make their every moment a public affair. It’d be nice if the rest of the celebrities would fall off the face of the planet similarly, but not come back at all.

  19. Iris says:

    Nobody cares about VD anymore, he’s got a movie coming out, bet it bombs…What I find amazing is that the gay bottom boy had a kid, no way that was done natural

  20. Snert says:

    You know, you jokers can snot and flame on all you want…you know what he’s got that you don’t got? A girlfriend, a baby, some cool work in the can (along with the schlock…name somebody who don’t) and (I’d wager) about 30 million in investments. Besides, he’s prolly bi…that’s what really happens…you just don’t know actors, do y’all??

    And all you got is a website.

  21. memoree vincent says:

    i wish vin and the lady in his life all the luck and love in the world.may they willing give this beautiful gift from GOD a wonderful past and a wonderful future. may they give this child everything she needs to be as beautiful as her parents . and may she bring her parents everything they could ever ask for …….just me , memoree

  22. memoree vincent says:

    Just a Dream……..vin’s lady had complications during birth , the cord was wrapped around her throat. the stay in the hospital was extended due to lack of air flow to the lungs and brain. baby and parents are doing great and are looking forward to being a happy and healthy family. I wish them 3 all the love in the world…….Just Me , Memoree Vincent………………………Someone please respond

  23. Jess says:

    I cant believe your so harsh on him!! Think it through, hes obv not gay coz hes got a model for a gf and now they have a kid, and your still giving him a hard time! Ouch! Leave him alone!! When youve got muscles and a voice&mouth like his THEN you can diss him. =P
    Teehee

  24. sarah/sheba says:

    i totally agree with jess……if wot memoreee says is true just leave the guy alone….he’s known for not talkin about his personal life…he was once reported saying that he doesnt like living or dating in the US as there are too many paps….maybe he and his girlfriend moved out to a more quiet place to keep the baby aaway from the world….who knows why…..you aint only dissing vin and his gf, you dissing the kid aswell…that aint fair…i wouldn’t want to diss any kid with a dad like that….i posted a comment on a different website saying ‘if the parents are anything to go by this girl is gonna be a stunner’………………BACK OFFF!!!………vin diesel is DEFFO NOT gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P apparently the baby is called Hania Riley x

  25. cat says:

    oh !
    i really like he ,and his sexy voice
    isn`t he marry?

  26. bunnyhot4564 says:

    vin, I guess people hating cause they wish you were gay, I guess the baby thing hit a nerve. HAh HAh, you look good vin.- fine azzz

  27. Bex's says:

    Vin is hot, leave him and his girlfriend alone, I wish you all the best

  28. megan says:

    omg the baby is born ok they wil announce it when every they wanted too just leave them alone……i think the baby looks adorable…love ya

  29. candis gallagher says:

    u lot r really sad you dont knoow for a fact he could have had a baby how can any of u prove it

  30. Lovely says:

    Hm, most of you just seem to be jealous that it wasn’t you. How sad. Oh well. I’m personally happy for him. Oh, and about the keeping it private.. would you want someone snapping pictures at you? Well, we all know Angelina Jolie does, but really.. if you’re pregnant, you want someone all over you? No. You want the moments to be special, private. I guess people without hearts wouldn’t understand that though. Oh well. =) Can’t all be perfect, now can you?

  31. jenny says:

    qui c’est ça “paloma jimenez” ?

  32. Leo says:

    cool stuff i hope i get to read more updates

  33. hope says:

    I will die just to make love with him is the most sexiest movie star

  34. hope says:

    I in love with vin diesel

  35. Anonymous says:

    vin diesel is not gay never could be. you all suck you just want to be him.

  36. ruby jones says:

    vin diesel is not gay never could be. you all suck you just want to be him.

  37. christy says:

    cool
    cute
    handsome
    OOOOO nooooo^^
    falling in love^

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