I’m Not Buying What Lindsay Lohan’s Selling

June 5th, 2008 by Evil Beet


She can trot around LA with something that looks like a script all day long, but I refuse to believe anyone’s offering this girl new film roles. She’s box office poison.

You know she just grabbed a bunch of pieces of paper from a nearby printer. Probably walked right into a Kinkos and stole them when she saw the paps coming.

And is she really allowed to be that close to a playground? Don’t we have laws about that?


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18 Responses to “I’m Not Buying What Lindsay Lohan’s Selling”

  1. Lissy says:

    My my. I simply love how she combines a lumberjill shirt with those shoes and that bag.
    Reeeeeeeally classy…

  2. Michelle says:

    What’s even classier is the run in her over worn out leggings! Go lick a ditch you coke whore…nobody gives a crap about you or your family!

  3. Darth Paul says:

    Maybe she’s getting another crappy TV role. Ok, probably not…

  4. DailyBeetReader says:

    I read somewhere that she’s doing a movie about faking being pregnant, or something stupid like that. She’ll fuck that up for the producers, too.

  5. Whitt says:

    I watched Georgia Rule yesterday. There’s two hours of my life I’ll never get back. OMG THE WORST.

  6. Muffy says:

    White trash!

  7. lollylicious says:

    why assume it’s a script?

    i hear the cirque lodge intake application is pretty thick.

  8. Rob says:

    Mean Girls 2…Mean Girls 2!!! That is the best movie ever. Rachel McAdams…hot! Lacey Chabert…hot! And Lindsay Lohan…at her hottest!!! Even Tina Fey…older woman with glasses hot!!! And Michelle, leave Lindsay alone, you obviously care enough about her that you would read about her and post about her.

  9. Jessicatx says:

    Beet, you are so funny! I like the joke about grabbing the printer paper. Heehee!

  10. Donkey Punch says:

    It is a script for Showgirls 2.

  11. B*tchy says:

    Mark my words… she is drugging again. Coke.. the real thing.

  12. B*tchy says:

    Also .. I always chuckle when I see these idiot celebretards carrying stuff they WANT to be photographed with …with a FUCKING HUMUNGOUS half-empty bag in the other arm… and it’s even funnier to me when Z-list losers like Britney carry their phones as if they’re going to get THE CALL for their big comeback any minute. We all know nobody but your tabloid connection is calling …

  13. Michelle says:

    Awww thats so sweet Rob you sticking up for her…I think I have a tear welling up in my eye..go cry to Oprah you tool bag!

  14. Rob says:

    Let’s not fight Michelle…unless there’s some make-up sex to be had, that is.

  15. michelle says:

    Rob…only if the make up sex involves blohan and that chia pet she’s been carting around lately

  16. Rob says:

    Done and done!!!

  17. tony says:

    Would you like to see, what Lindsay Lohan wants to show us?
    http://lindsay-lohan-sex-tapes.blogspot.com

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