Heh
June 5th, 2008 by Evil Beet
The current default pic on Samantha Ronson’s MySpace page.
Jesus, you guys, should I just go for chicks?
I mean, I think if I drank enough, I could get into it. No, no, not liquor. It would probably more of a cocaine thing for me.
I just have no luck at all with boys. And Lindsay and Sam seem so happy together.
Sigh.
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don`t Beet….just don`t go there !
I mean….a hazy snortfest followed by a night of inserting strange rubbery objects into dark scary caverns ain`t for cool gals like you B ! (and does anyone really know ‘where ‘ those spooky objects of Sam`s have been ??? )…..(I guess Linds will eventually find out at her next visit to the clinic)
yay, i have samin my myspace and tonight i check the pic and i just love it…
i think you’re great. i love your writing and humor, and as a friend or girlfriend i’d be honored to know you. so don’t feel down, rock yo’ shizz…..
Love
Sarah
Beet if you do get down with a fellow bleeder please do us guys a favour and videotape it. Host it, show it, let us enjoy it.
samro is 30… i was suprised!
SamRo’s a pretty fly lesbian. I’d get with her if I were one. Sucks to Lohan, though.
(Unless you’re willing to go whole-hog fisty-dyke, I don’t advise even trying it, Beet. You remind me of Sarah Silverman in her season 1 “lesbian” episode.)
I don’t understand how you people can’t tell that picture is photoshopped. They cut out their faces and pasted them together! Uh! Samantha’s probably just making fun of that retarded picture. Of course, I’m sure they’re still lesbians, but still!
yeah go for it… ha… but you must be ready for the fact that a woman can drive you nuts and make your heart bleed. I think bi sexual celibacy is the only way to go.
No way Jose! You’ve got to see that Movie “Kissing Jessica Stein” before you go down that road. Don’t waste your time.
amen mw. duh.
Ok, really think about this – it sounds great to have a girl do things to you but do you really want to lick pussy? Now let that thought resonate with you…..
And that picture is so photoshopped!
I felt the same way lasy weekend. I saw a lesbian couple all over each other at the bar and thought,”Damn that is hot. Maybe I should open up the possibilities and try dating women. The whole straight thing just isn’t going well.” I am still on the fence though.
Beet!
You know you’re a hottie.
You just need the right connections to find a piece of hard body that you want/need.
The things these celebs will do for a little attention :)
First trying going to a chat room and make your handle something like “sweet 18yo bi-curious girl” – then start chatting with other “girls”. You’re probably talking to boys anyway, so if it feels creepy, well, don’t worry about it, you’re still not gay yet.
Do it, Beet. It’s the only way to go. Trust a sister.
samantha’s hot. i’d sooo hi it
I can’t explain, you do need to see it!
http://lindsay-lohan-sex-tapes.blogspot.com