Did You Guys See Cloverfield?
June 5th, 2008 by Evil Beet
I just watched it on Pay-Per-View.
At home, with my dog. Also, I made myself Sloppy Joes tonight. And then ate them alone. Because that is the pathetic existence that I lead. They were DAMN good Sloppy Joes, too. I read somewhere to put Pepsi in the mix, so I did, and it was phenomenal. And it was just so sad, because the Sloppy Joes were so good, and I had no one to share them with. No one to be like, “Damn, you made really good Sloppy Joes!” I’m resorting to telling you guys, so that someone will be proud of me. Please be proud of me for my yummy Sloppy Joes.
Anyway, I can’t decide whether or not I liked the movie. I hate when I can’t decide whether or not I like a movie. And the last thing I need tonight is one more thing to be depressed about.
Can you guys please tell me whether or not I liked Cloverfield?
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You were a wee-bit bored by the mundane nature of Cloverfield, but thought the notion of it, was original enough.
You shared your sloppy joes with me and I was like- damn girl! Your joes tha shit!
And then our pint-sized dogs played.
Ps- Patty’s quote was of maximum hilarity.
no beet….no you did not.
dude. it was the best movie evaaa (puke) you loved it so much, that you watched it three more times, and would gladly choose watching it a fourth time over meeting lindsay lohan. am i right or what?
Regret that I waisted time watching it. The plot was slow. The acting was terrible. The special effects couldn’t even save the movie.
Also, you should celebrate being alone. Wouldn’t you rather be happy alone than in a miserable relationship just to say you have one?
Beet, aside from the importance of sloppy joes, shaky camera angles, and the joys of ice cream for supper I thought you should know: I love you. You brighten up my day when I read about you and Leo and the mean funny things you say about celebrities. It makes me smile before I have to haul my ass into the kitchen and do my stinking dishes, or fold laundry and other domestic crap. While you may feel alone sometimes remember, you will always have us, your readers. We are like your little baby beetlets who flock to you for our daily dose of wit and sarcasam and we all love you for it darling. Keep your chin up and before you know it some gorgeous man who loves everything about you, your crazy life and sarcastic sense of humor will come along and sweep you off your feet, you just have to keep reminding yourself you deserve it , and believe it too. It works trust me :)
Omg. I am totally a “beetlet”. This site makes my day, everyday.
You didn’t like it. You asked at the end, “Is that fucking it? All that hoopla. Not telling the masses the NAME of the movie and for THIS? What a waste of my life.”
You despised Cloverfield for being a complete piece of crap…
I couldn’t understand the fucking thing.. I’ve watched it twice.. Still don’t get it..
Saw it at the cinema – it gave me a really bad headache with all the camera angle so I had a sleep while my bf watched it.