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June 5th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Lindsay Lohan.

Samantha Ronson.

Foreigner shirt.

La Scala.

Snore.

Will they please leak a sex tape already?


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21 Responses to “Blah.”

  1. ~GoodPotato~ says:

    Funny thing is I’ve yet to see the top of Ronson’s head ala Mario anyone??

    Btw: A sex tape wouldnt do too good IMO. I guess watching scissoring’s just not my thing.

  2. lovepink says:

    OMG! LiLo is SO not gay, SamRo is a man.

  3. Donkey Punch says:

    Contrary to Howard Stern not all lesbians wear high heels and garters.

  4. groundcontrol says:

    holy hell, I hope samantha puts that hat back on.

  5. Asta says:

    She doesn’t have to wear heels, but it would be nice if she didn’t dress like a hobo all the time.

  6. slouchy says:

    Sweet baby Jeebus! A hat with a cigarette in the band is waaay better than that horrendous hair.

  7. Persistent Cat says:

    Ew, Lindsay is dressing all dyke-y now. Nice electric blue tank top. Even nicer because she decided to go all comfortable and forgo a bra.

  8. Kris G. says:

    Scissoring is a naive straight person’s lame view at what lesbian sex is. The equivalent would be a lesbian thinking straight people primarily do handjobs. Of course we don’t think that way because we show a bit of intelligence. The stupid card is no way to go. As for these two, it’s interesting that they are one of the few real feeling couples in the young Hollywood world. Lohan is happy and at peace for once. Samantha is a femme’s wet dream by the way. Nothing more comical than straight men going Sam is fug. That’s why they are straight men and not femmes.

  9. abirose says:

    i’m was so excited to actually see her without the hat! but then i realized why she wears it…..
    whatev, i’m still excited haahah

  10. Steph says:

    no sex tape but Samantha Ronson’s default picture on her myspace is pretty interesting! Not sure if it’s hacked or not, but either way it’s funny.

    http://www.myspace.com/samantharonson

  11. carmey says:

    dump trucks.

  12. Teodora says:

    gah. don’t you mean “won’t sam get her roots done already?”

  13. meg says:

    i think it’s awesome that they are together. although i do agree that sam needs a dye job…

  14. Donkey Punch says:

    As Kris mentioned, Samantha is not bad compared to your average butch.

  15. Michelle says:

    I hope the carpet doesnt match the down there…ick! And there is is again with those old school stretch denim jeans…seriously Sam the 80’s called they want them…wait nevermind they dont want them back, they want you to stop wearing them…you look like an idiot! Yo Blohan, stop wearing those leggings with the run in them and just because your carpet muching woman doesnt do her roots, please regain some of your hollywood status and go to the hairdresser and do yours for the love of god!

  16. Fartface McMuffin says:

    The carpet doesn’t match the down there? Michelle, do you have pubic hair on your head?

    I like SamRo’s moxie. I’ll bet if you scrubbed her up and powdered her nose she’d actually be cute.

  17. Michelle says:

    Excuse my posting Fartface…I meant to say…I hope her carpet doesnt match the drapes!! I bow down to your posting and obvious liking of SamRo… To each their own!

  18. Kris G. says:

    Donkey Punch, Sam is definitely a soft butch. Soft butch’s are fought over bigtime. Not into Diesels or hard butches at all. Like the combination of softness with masculine swagger.

  19. joan says:

    i heart samantha ronson. i can’t believe lindsay has gotten so lucky.

  20. melk says:

    i’ve seen those shoes somewhere before

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