Life Is Not Fair: Exhibit 2,958,374,844
June 4th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Candy Spelling — whose net worth is estimated at $600 million — won $180,000 on a slot machine in Las Vegas this weekend.
Bitch.
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LOL!! Look on the bright side. She still looks like a dude.
She probably put in 180K before she won.
and HOLY FIVEHEAD!!
I guess with that kinda bankroll you can look like an English bulldog and still smirk at the us peasants with utter contempt!
*grrrrr*
Yet only one of her eyes seems excited, ala Paris
Chump change!
you gotta play big to win big!
Son of a bitch. Why!? Whyyyyy?!!!
Damn, she looks like someone ran up and hit her in the face with a board.
The rich get richer!
Yeah she prolly put in twice that before she it… thats how it goes…..
It’s funny…at first glance of the photo, I thought she was Melanie Griffith.
I guess Jimmy Walker Red will get that 180k.
This woman looks like an amphibian.
eddie izzard is who she looks like, not any amphibian.
after reading this on TMZ, i said the same thing! thats all you can say. BITCH!
if she gets any more facelifts her eyes will be on top of her head.
what the fu**??? I was in Vegas this weekend, too and I didn’t win shite! this world is just so unfair… at least my forehead can’t show a projection movie, or my eyes arent as googly as hers…
That is exactly it. When celebrities win at the casinos it gets press and the common man thinks he can win too. Sounds fixed to me.