Ethan Hawke’s Getting Married Again
June 4th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Congrats to Ethan Hawke, who will apparently wed his very pregnant fiance, Ryan Shawhughes (who’s also his former nanny). They applied for their marriage license yesterday.
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This is just way too fucked up
All I’m gonna say is thank goodness he doesn’t look so deathly gaunt anymore.
ethan’s morphing into eddie munster!
ew. mullet. greasy… not to be mean, but he is handsome and why sabotage it?
One word: Photoshop
shit. i need to be a nanny.
The woman he ruined his marriage to Uma over. Lovely. Hope that bitch is worth it!
Ethan is the bitch.
How awful for these first wives……and “if you can cheat with me, you can cheat on me”. (note to self Angie, Ryan, et al.)
he should be proud to tell his new baby “I cheated on my past wife with our nanny, and that nanny is your mom. HAppy father’s day ethan. Rot like your teeth.
Still trying to grow the goatee, eh Ethan?
Deja vous Robin Williams?