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Trouble with the Law!

June 3rd, 2008 by Evil Beet


John Mayer was pulled over in LA for driving with expired tags and no license plate.

Heh. I’ve been driving without a license plate since November. It’s not my fault — I don’t know how to put the damn thing on! And I certainly don’t own a screwdriver!

Luckily, the nice men at the car wash agreed to do it for me last week, so I’m in the clear! And I’ve finally found a use for a car wash here in rainy Seattle!


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7 Responses to “Trouble with the Law!”

  1. Emilia says:
    June 3, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    Hey Beet, where’d Twitter go?

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  2. Alan says:
    June 3, 2008 at 5:06 pm

    I don’t need no stinking tags or license plate! I’m John Mayer!! I’ve got a big dick and I’m fucking Jennifer Aniston!!!

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  3. alana says:
    June 3, 2008 at 6:03 pm

    hhhmmmm where is Twitter

    Reply
  4. wileEcoyote says:
    June 3, 2008 at 6:28 pm

    I don’t need no stinking tags or license plate! I’m John Mayer!! I’ve got a big dick and I’m fucking Jennifer Aniston!!!………lol
    ……oh and BTW lady policeperson , if you wanna get in the queue , I can fit you in between 9 and 9.05 tonight.

    Reply
  5. daffylass says:
    June 4, 2008 at 2:27 am

    @ Holly
    Bullshit spammer. Go away.

    Reply
  6. judy says:
    June 4, 2008 at 7:31 am

    how can he have expired tags and no license plate?

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  7. GG says:
    June 4, 2008 at 7:41 am

    What an idiot.

    Reply

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