Terry Semel to Buy IMG?
June 2nd, 2008 by Evil Beet
Finally!
A chance for Courtenay Semel to be famous for something other than Filthy Rich Cattle Drive and a brief fling with Lindsay Lohan!
Yahoo CEO Terry Semel (who’s Courtenay’s dad), is reportedly in talks to buy talent agency IMG for around $2 or $3 billion. Because that’s about what it’s gonna cost to get Courtenay’s beat-with-an-ugly-stick face cast in a film.
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She could be cast as the in the next Batman
don’t know who she is, but she looks like a skinny kardashian.
Uh, what’s up with her mouth…she always looks like she’s just put a Crybaby gumball in her mouth
Well, let’s see… she needs to lighten up on those bushman eyebrows, that hair is pretty half-assed looking, that outfit looks like it came off a clearance rack at Wal-Mart, and what can be said about that face that hasn’t already been said before. Are we sure “she” isn’t a “he”? I bet he, excuse me, she can smoke some serious pole though… those lips and that look of concentration. Who is willing to take a chance on this lovely bitch?
She looks like what would come out if Amy Winehouse and Sarah Silverman had a baby together.
agreeing with darth on this one
Shoot, you guys beat me to it. I came on to comment how she looks like a cleaned up Amy Winehouse, but less interesting.
She was on Filthy Rich Cattle Drive? As what,part of the herd?
Lindsay definitely has a type. Older Jewish women that come from moneyed families. Have you heard Lindsay is converting. Must be love.
“Well, if I can’t get a talent agent, I’ll just have my Daddy buy the entire company. So there, nyah”
“Darth Paul Says: She looks like what would come out if Amy Winehouse and Sarah Silverman had a baby together”
Hahahahahahaha….. that’s really the thought that crossed my mind, anyway, good one Darth ;)
Terry Semel doesn’t work anymore in Yahoo
Given the way that his Yahoo! tenure played out, I’m not sure if Terry Semel is even still allowed to use Yahoo’s search engine. He does, however, have a wad of Yahoo cash from what ultimately amounts to a forgettable, regrettable (for everyone but Terry Semel) tenure as Yahoo!’s CEO.